njd.

nick is my favorite.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

To the Microsoft employees desperately trying to bring Outlook back online, please don’t push yourselves too hard. Your health matters more than any deadline. Take a long weekend, relax, and come back Monday feeling refreshed. You’ve worked hard enough this week, and I promise those 400 unread emails aren’t going anywhere.

[Doug McKain @DMAC_LA]

The Padres might really be a cursed franchise.

This ball is going out, and the Padres would've taken a 4-3 lead in the 9th.

[Brandon Awadis @brawadis]

That’s a fucking home run wtf padres just got robbed dude

[🌧️ @wstgoat7]

The Padres just got robbed

[Vanessa @Nessakins_]

You wanna know why? Cuz the nerd that created this map found more than 300,000 surveillance devices. Flock only publicly reported 120,000

[njd. @_nataliewatalie]

oh @panerabread i’m actually going to sue you bc why tf is my bread bows so tiny

[CallUnc @Callunc]

Me when my mom starts being rude to the person that's jus trying to do their job 🤦🏾‍♂️😂

[CallUnc @Callunc]

When you start doing a deep cleaning and you don't know how to finish 😭😭😭

[shrimps💪🍤 @shrimpchipsss]

death by a thousand $20 purchases

[njd. @_nataliewatalie]

of courseeeeeee the pact was written by AI

[Drebae @Drebae_]

When I say “Girl” it’s genderless btw.

[trap dad @dude_gang]

white people be like let’s go get drunk at a brewery with all of our small children and let them run around everywhere

[Justcallmesaucy @AyndaMthimkhulu]

I can’t make this up😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[🎀🧁🫧 @plxnetriri]

you met a random wealthy nfl player but you sending HIM money? unfortunately some of yall deserve to be scammed

[njd. @_nataliewatalie]

ITS HOT AS FUCKKKKKKK

[Dion Apollo @DionApollo]

Tell me you're NOT a LA native without saying it

[Maine @mainey_maine]

They taking the wrong white people

[henry the vacuum @henry_sux]

that rat bitch jolene did this

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

It’s hard to imagine many people having a bigger impact than Dolly Parton. Born in a one-room cabin, she earned 11 Grammys and an Emmy, built a business empire, helped millions of kids learn to read, and — as if that wasn’t enough — helped accelerate the research that led to the Moderna COVID vaccine. What a life. Michelle and I are thinking of Dolly’s family and her many, many fans.