Glane Ndege

Chess Guru ||
Brass instrumentalist ||
Esports Athlete🇰🇪||
Esports caster and commentator

[Glane Ndege @_ndegzz]

@rangoke_2 Oyaa chassis ya iPhone 11 pro uko nayo if so ni how much?

[𝐌𝐳𝐢𝐳a🍋‍🟩 @Mziza_23]

Scout akishindwa kuraise flag time ya parade nilikuwa nafurahia sana. I have been hater all my life

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

World Cup is the the second biggest football competition in the world after highschool inter- classes

[🐉 @Kamau266]

Rhumba and reggae music will never be re-created .We will have to listen to what those legends sang 30 years until the end of the world

[𝚔𝚒𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚒 @kiruti]

I really enjoyed watching NatGeo shows on DStv back in the day. Megafactories, Megastructures, Aircraft Investigations, I Didn't Know That, Engineering Connections, Brain Games, Cosmos: A Space Time Odyssey, Science of Stupid... etc

[Haky @Haky49501827]

And when posing for a picture,Chunga vile unaweka sign ya vidole za mikono,isikae nikama unaweka sign ya Tutam,sai watu wako na hasira na this Government,unaweza pigwa tu bure😂

[MMUST @TeacherInocent]

My biggest issue with Samsung phones is their sizes

[limitless Media Ke @LimitlessKe95]

Huyu ni mtu mjinga sana…

[Bevalyne Kwamboka @bevalynekwambo3]

Mngetokea hivo kupigania nchi sahii tungekuwa na a better country

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

See clowns.
Your government just borrowed 174B on your already battered pockets, fuel is unaffordable, a bill to privatise water is in the works, another bill to tax free hold land and an even more punitive finance bill is getting passed.
Your cost of living is unbearable, but your salaries have remained constant since 2020.
But yes, let's celebrate arsenal team winning a trophy.
Give them bread and circus and they will never revolt.

[Farhiya ✨ @farhiiiyaaa___]

Tunaigia four day work week. Thank a Muslim. Kuwakumbusha tu 🦵🏽🦵🏽🦵🏽 kuwakumbusha tu 🦵🏽🦵🏽🦵🏽

[DiamondBags @MrDiamondBags]

You pay a mechanic because you don’t know how to fix it.

I pay a mechanic because I fixed it last time and now it’s worse.

We’re not the same

[jacob juma @kabetes]

Irrespective of today's outcome, William Ruto will never bribe, threaten or Kill witnesses when he meets God. There is justice in heaven.

[Haky @Haky49501827]

To be Unemployed is only fun here in social media,but kwa ground ukiwa alone it really hit different💔

[ᵥₗₐDᵢₘᵢᵣ Bᵢₙ ₗₐDₑₙ @AndyAndy]

I wouldn't want to be associated with anyone supporting this regime.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

“With all due respect”

Translation: Tafadhali tuwache kubebana ujinga..

[Eve Maina @evenmaina]

This is probably the only time that drivers and conductors are getting to spend real quality extended time with their family. These people work like clockwork.

[KaBaRiTa♠️ @_KaBaRiTa]

Kama Leo umeingia kazi...My friend you deserve a certificate in kissing ass!

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

you have a finite number of times before uonekane wewe ni mzigo

[munir @bigpochu]

Kuwakumbusha tu 🦵 kuwakumbusha tu 🦵