Jenny

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[Jenny @_nenny]

Hoy se refirieron a mi como SEÑORA, varias veces. Me dio justo en la vejez. 🥺

[Jenny @_nenny]

Sometimes I can recall a detailed memory of something that has never happened to me. I used to think I dreamt of that place l, but now I’m starting to believe it must have been a past life. #RecycledSoul

[Jenny @_nenny]

Aveces solo hace falta que regrese tu work bestie de cuarentena para que se te reinicia la vida. ☺️

[Jenny @_nenny]

Is it just me, or does anyone else feel like 2022 is going to be fantastic? #ImFeeling2022

[Jenny @_nenny]

Today I taught a cashier how to scan a MFR coupon. 😬 She legit didn’t even realize she couple peel off the coupon off the product. 🤯 #ÑoraLife

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My 6 yr old has been on a freaking mood lately. Today we actually growled at each other. Grrr! #MommaNeedsADrink

[Jenny @_nenny]

Sometimes I wish I can have the power to say the little State Farm Insurance jingle “like a good neighbor, State Farm is there” but instead of having a State Farm agent, I can summon my human Shazam and have him help me figure out the name of the song stuck in my head.

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My kids are playing with a water bottle seeing who can drink more water & gargle it. My tired ass self tells them “stop drinking too much or you’re gonna get drunk.” What I meant to say was.”stop drinking too much water or you’re gonna pee at night.” 😅 #momistired #MomNeedsANap

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My 4yr old was climbing on the sides of the (above ground) pool and I had told her repeatedly to stop it. So I finally said “Stop climbing on the freaking POOL”And just as I was saying the word “pool”, My 6 yr old finishes the sentence with the word “POLE”. #ICantEven

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@VP @KamalaHarris Don’t come. Don’t come to El Paso, TX. Unless you are going to be sitting down and talking to the migrants flooding the border and understanding that most are refugees fleeing their country from gang violence and extreme poverty, DONT COME!

[Jenny @_nenny]

Vamos en la camioneta y le pregunto a Finita “Q quieres escuchar?” Y me responde “lo que a ti te guste”. Se los juro que estaba así 🤏 de ponerle a Bad Bunny. Si ya saben como soy, pa q me dejan sola. Al último de cuentas le puse a ZOÉ, y si le gustó . 💕😉

[Jenny @_nenny]

There is no right way.

[Jenny @_nenny]

Happy 40th Birthday McLovin! #IamMcLovin #SuperBad

[Jenny @_nenny]

Geosmin. 🥰

[Jenny @_nenny]

So last night, I dreamt about dating a man that would make egg nog for a living. 🥰 I think my subconscious wants me to be Mrs. Clause. 🎄

[Jenny @_nenny]

We don't say "I love you" enough.

[Jenny @_nenny]

@jkz_the_real_1 Meeee, pick meeeee!!!! 🙋‍♀️

[Jenny @_nenny]

Take me out to the baaaaallll game!! 😩 #IMissTheCrowds #ElPasoChihuahuas #FearTheEars

[Jenny @_nenny]

Pinki gente loca. Me marcan y tienen el numero equivocado y todavia se enojan con uno y me la rayan. A chinga chinga. ¿Pos que pregunte? 🤔