Fangirls

Lauryn Kovacs Enjoyer

[Tooly @ToolySOL]

Me and my girl watching an emotional movie but I’m down 80%.

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

My toddler loves Monsters Inc. especially Mike Wazowski.

Yesterday I was in Walmart and came across this cool t-shirt.

I immediately bought it, put it on in the car, and rushed home to show my toddler.

I hunted her down as soon as I came through the door.

She was sitting on the couch watching Hogi and eating Goldfish crackers.

I said, ‘Libby check out my cool new shirt!’

I was beaming. I just knew she was gonna think my shirt was the coolest shit ever.

She looked at me, looked at my shirt, scoffed, and yelled, ‘GO AWAY!’

Listen.

I don’t think we talk enough about what huge pieces of shit toddlers are.

That’s literally my TV you are watching.
I paid for those Goldfish crackers.
That’s my fucking couch.

I bought this cool t-shirt ONLY because of you.

And this is your response you f#ggot piece of sh!t??

You are wearing a shirt with a turtle on it that says, ‘Turtley Adorable’ you fuck!ng idiot.

You are broke.
Homeless.
Have poor life skills.
You can’t even fucking speak English.

You are basically a Somali immigrant only brighter in complexion and with much less forehead mass.

I’ll wipe my ass with this shirt.

Fuck this shirt.

Bitch nigga.

Your mom is fat.

[Shayne Wiskin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @shaynewiskin]

Geezer is ready for his uber eats job. He brought his bike wtf 🤣

[Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy]

Look at all of these women and children, fleeing to seek a better life.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

So very grim.

[Laurence Fox @LozzaFox]

Huge underrepresentation of minority ethnic groups in the Congo team.

The sooner diversity arrives in Africa, the better!

[cousin @cousincrypt0]

Senegal vs Senegal LFG

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

The Rape Gang Inquiry Report.

https://t.co/EuKgGWBRhS

[Tooly @ToolySOL]

“Just one more bull run, I promise to take profits this time.”

[Wazz @WazzCrypto]

Oh husbant, u bought the mossad x CIA privacy fedcoin honeypot and now we are homeress

[Ethan @0xEthan]

"You lost how much money this week?"

[Taiki Maeda @TaikiMaeda2]

How it feels to buy crypto instead of stocks in 2026

[mira @miranowhere]

So everyone hates white people but wants to live where the white people are

[naiive @naiivememe]

Me with my 0.05 BTC bought in 2021 listen to a group of noobies talk about cryptocurrencies

[Remedy @0xRemedy]

This black jack dealer crashes out on all the gooners in the chat 😭