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[Rep. Pramila Jayapal @RepJayapal]

Pam Bondi refused to apologize to the Epstein survivors and essentially said, “I’m not going to get in the gutter with you.”

How is an apology to survivors getting in the gutter?

I’ll continue fighting for the courageous survivors who deserve so much better than this DOJ.

[Miyandy @Amahashi_]

“She’s sitting around, running around talking about my husband, the father of my children, and she spends her weekends peddling through sperm banks, looking through catalogues trying to find a donor.
Honey, you don’t know if your baby daddy will be an ax murderer or a child molester because what you will know is that he needed $10 for a medium-size pizza, so he ejaculated in a cup so you could have a kid.
Now, check that.” 🫰🏽😭

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 BREAKING: This Venezuelan man is going viral for explaining to everyone why Maduro NEEDED to be toppled

The Democrats are clueless.

“Venezuela has already been invaded.” 🔥🇺🇸

He knows his country.

The people are ecstatic.

[nerissa smith @_nerissa_smith_]

I miss when twitter was all about talking shit

[Matt @m_ttt21]

Gaitok realizing who the robbers were when most of us had an idea #WhiteLotus #TheWhiteLotus

[Sensations by Compliments @plopadop]

It's scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

[Pimty Animal 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 moving to 🦋 @pimtyanimal]

I have no words for what this has done to my soul.

[N.J. Gallegos is Dr. Spooky 👻💉💊 @DrSpooky_ER]

My car Chapstick is missing and now I gotta move my bedside table Chapstick to my car and it’s fucking chaos

[St. Jupiter @SandsofJupiter]

No bc Rihanna really had a valid question like what are you willing to DO?

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me having a meeting with myself to get my life together

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

A REAL nut... Feels like every bone in your body comes out the head of your dick... Say no more. I'm done. Fall asleep in 2min.

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

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[𝒩𝑜𝓉𝓉𝓎 🌷 @nottydesignss]

I will never recover from those episodes where Appa was abducted, went missing and abused. Never, ever, ever!

[Coco @cocosworld]

Chanel is so cute.. She tells me, "Mommy, you we're Barbie before the movie came out. You're the real human barbie". And she is dead serious about it..
I love how she views me and loves me. She is so sweet to me💗
Artist- @edit_3man (on IG)

[Bob @tweetsbybob_]

The stages of eating an edible

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Armed police officers standing outside a room while little children are shot in the face is unforgivable.

1. Name the officers. It's a small dept. It's not hard.

2. Name the commanding officer.

3. They should be fired, lose their pensions and be prosecuted if at all possible.

[JUMEX 🪶 @vmpchriis]

kanye was right 1 good girl is worth 1,000 bitches