asap brokie

Watch the lane!

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

You’re pathetic, and your apology is just as pathetic. Let’s not pretend you’ve suddenly developed some respect for Kenyans or Africans. You’re apologizing because Kenyans dragged you for your ignorance, and had nobody called you out, you’d have gone about your business without thinking twice about what you said.

And this is exactly how you idiots still think of Africa. You were discussing immigration in America, a country with enough problems of its own and lots of rats, but somehow Nairobi became your example of everything wrong with a city. What the hell does Nairobi have to do with your immigration problems?

What annoys me even more is how casually you said it. That’s how deeply ingrained this ignorance is. To some of you, Africa is still that miserable, backward place you can casually throw into a conversation whenever you need an example of poverty, chaos or failure.

And then when Africans refuse to sit quietly and take your nonsense, suddenly you’re sorry.
You’re not sorry you said it, Rob. You’re sorry we heard you, understood exactly what you meant and refused to let you get away with it.

Keep your apology. What you need is to unlearn the garbage that made you think saying something like that was acceptable in the first place🚶🏿‍♀️WANTAM!!

[Kestin @keskanana]

Mondays watu wanafaa kuruhusiwa kureport at 11

[CLB @_jivan]

The older you get the more you realize how complex life is, which makes you become more accommodating and less judgemental

[Topha @Topha_graphy]

President mlevi haezi kubali watu wakunywe counterfeit.

[bill @muliwithanmm]

Wivu nakuanga nayo ni ukikaa na blunt sana

[Plutoski @realplutoski]

The devil took away everything from Job except his wife. Bibi ya wenyewe is a no go zone

[MICHAEL SCOFIELD @manjaymoh254]

Get your country a name first. We can't be beefing with a compass direction to Atlantic ocean

[asap brokie @_nevermadeit]

@Wanguiiiii1 Wapi link

[Emmanuel Chege @chege_manu]

Njoo utueleze sasa ndugu yetu. Leo amekuambia utweet unacrash out or

[𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐲𝐚𝐧 𝐀𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐄𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐫 @0xYator]

Accidentally pavloved our dogs to know it's meal time everytime we whistle, now their mouths start slobbering whenever they hear amapiano.

[asap brokie @_nevermadeit]

Posting yourself on here inakuanga humiliation ritual ata kama uko conventionally attractive

[citrus enjoyer🍋🍊 @senseionzaza]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[BLINKY @HeyHeyBlinky]

There’s so much good Kenyan music that seeps through the cracks because it doesn’t fit into the pop programming mindset that is so pervasive and it bores me so much.

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Girls hands be like..... and she ends up threatening you vile atakupiga😂

[thuggerella🔫 @MNtshoagon15693]

Piece by piece, next month I am buying a clutch.

[Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu]

This is the conversation we shall have about Kendrick post GKMC.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Keeping everyone (including Africans) completely ignorant about Africa and the central role it plays in the economic and natural world is a core feature of Europeanised education, not a bug.

You're not supposed to know that the DRC is the most resource-rich country in the world, with an estimated $24 trillion sitting under its soil. You're not supposed to know that the rise of "western civilisation" from the 15th century on was entirely made possible by European contact with Africa, and that the resources and labour extracted from coastal West Africa from 1492 onwards are the entire reason why both American continents exist in their current form.

You're not supposed to know that both WW1 and WW2 were essentially wars fought over the right to African colonial domination and expansion, and that even the uranium that was used in "Little Boy" and "Fat Man" dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki came from Shinkolobwe uranium mine in eastern DRC. You're not supposed to know that the reason the country of France exists in its current form is because tens of thousands of conscripted West African soldiers fought and won against the Nazis in Europe, and the French thereafter shipped them back to West Africa and massacred them at Camp Thiaroye in Senegal to avoid paying them their due wages.

You're not supposed to know that there was nothing cold about the so-called Cold War, because the vast majority of the hot theaters it was physically fought in were on the continent of Africa. (Zimbabwe, DRC, Mozambique, Namibia, South Africa, Angola, Eritrea, Zambia etc). You're not supposed to know that the ongoing Ukraine war and the war in the Sahel are in fact the same conflict being fought by the same 2 sides, and that the reason France is desperately pushing funding and arms to Ukraine even as it falls into internal crisis is that Ukraine is acting as its proxy army in West Africa, as it tries to regain its lost colonial territories there, especially Niger where the cheap yellowcake uranium for its famously cheap nuclear energy used to come from before the 2023 revolution.

You're definitely not supposed to know that the entire global economy and system of trade as you know it is built on ruthless extraction from Africa and ensuring that Africa does not control anything it exports. You're not supposed to know that "Italian leather" doesn't come from Italy - it comes from Kano, Nigeria. You're not supposed to know that "Swiss chocolate" does not exist because cocoa does not grow anywhere in Switzerland or Europe - it comes from Ghana, Cote d'Ivoire and Nigeria. You're not supposed to know that Israel and the UAE control the global diamond and gold markets even though Israel has no diamond mine and the UAE has zero gold mines, because both resources are literally being stolen from the DRC and Sudan on an industrial basis.

You're basically not supposed to understand that the entire geopolitical world as you know it, rests entirely on extraction from Africa, poverty of Africans, and your own ignorance about where everything you use comes from.

Completely deliberate 500+ year-old feature, not accidental bug.

[OSTO @agwaintheroom]

How it felt in primary watching the two most creative go at it during mchongoano

[Xylo® @deri_regen]

Take those cold showers
Dress well
Go out
Mind your business
Insult Ruto for this economy
Repeat

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

You mean all those balls za juala I made as a kid were training for some kink?

[asap brokie @_nevermadeit]

@BrianMutuma_ Lmaooo