city of newton 🛂

official tweets from the unofficial city hall ^ not affiliated with the legitimately recognized newton regime ^ they/them ^ parody

[city of newton 🛂 @_newtonnc]

beautiful shots of newton nc

[city of newton 🛂 @_newtonnc]

BREAKING: fuck hickory

[city of newton 🛂 @_newtonnc]

Newton stands with Iran

[city of newton 🛂 @_newtonnc]

Ghost reported at Conover Walmart

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Newton stands with Palestine 🇵🇸

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Hickory Walmart Supercenter is built on a Native American burial ground which is why it’s so evil in there

[city of newton 🛂 @_newtonnc]

you wouldn’t try that in a small town (updating infrastructure)

[city of newton 🛂 @_newtonnc]

hickory is the Israel 🇮🇱 of the tri state area

[city of newton 🛂 @_newtonnc]

In newton the downtown area is always under construction you can never go there

[city of newton 🛂 @_newtonnc]

could never be us, all our buildings are flame retarded

[WSOCTV @wsoctv]

COLLAPSE: A massive fire is tearing through a building in the SouthPark area of Charlotte.
STAY UPDATED: https://t.co/YaE0aXEqa6

(Video: Mr_Veal/Twitter)

[city of newton 🛂 @_newtonnc]

FUCK ENGLAND

[city of newton 🛂 @_newtonnc]

They invited the mayor to the coronation but she’s not over England’s silence when the biLo was closed

[city of newton 🛂 @_newtonnc]

🧢 🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢

[CityofHickory @CityofHickory]

♥️ Hickory, NC has been included in the "10 Most Beautiful and Affordable Places to Live in the U.S." according to @TravelLeisure.

Read the article: https://t.co/4chJngBalF

[city of newton 🛂 @_newtonnc]

people kill over chief keef in newton

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amén 🙏

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We blocked all the roads so if you came home for thanksgiving, get fucking comfortable

[city of newton 🛂 @_newtonnc]

In unrelated news, we love to gangstalk

[Hickory Daily Record @Hickoryrecord]

A Newton police sergeant who qualified as a write-in candidate for Catawba County sheriff said Friday he is no longer interested in seeking the office. https://t.co/Y5Z4GGqxKy

[city of newton 🛂 @_newtonnc]

conoverpox

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It’s a boy

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Aw hell naw I shoulda never smoked that shit I done ended up in newton