A.I

Alcohol Intelligence 😅

[A.I @_ni_ai]

Nikiona mwamaume amekaa mbele ya mwanamke kwa boda najuanga uyo ni kang’ethe😂😂

[Aston Villa @AVFCOfficial]

Aston Villa is delighted to announce that our 2026/27 Premier League fixtures will consist of playing each team home and away.

[Kevwe @kevwe_od]

This is how white people narrate history. 😂

[Kikuyu Pipes @DrKanyuira]

Kayole?

[BonmatB @BonmatB]

Mzazi akiona ushapata pesa zako na hawezi kucontrol anymore anaanza kukwambia uoe ndio bibi aendeleze mtindo😂

[Brian @_Briankorir]

Please buy lunch for those students on attachment in your offices.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie-talkie.

[Brother Bear 🐻 @Blaklez]

They included 10 African teams at their own peril. One of us might snatch this World Cup.

[TooThpasTe @_TooThpasTe___]

Who told you that we wanted to qualify?

[Ms. Chanandler Bong( 25/26🏆) @chanandler_k]

Kenya has never received 2 red cards in a single match at the WC

[STF @tekinsaeko]

Kenya hosts millions of them from South Sudan, Ethiopia, Eritrea, Somalia, Rwanda, Burundi and even Nigeria yet we don't go about beating them on the streets.

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

Sorry, she forgot you guys hate foreigners 😭

[Nick Muthumbi @nickmuthumbi]

Maende wapi?

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

Being on the same side with the general public during a successful Hatewatch is priceless man. We go bek again when they play South Korea. 😂😂😂

[Eric Njiru ⚽️ @EricNjiiru]

American TV has to indicate 🟥 means ‘down to 10 players’ 🤦🏿‍♂️

#FIFAWorldCup

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

He can’t believe that he’s been punished for attacking someone.

[Ciru Muriuki 🇰🇪🪬 @CiruMuriuki]

And we have the same number of World Cups 🤭

[Arap Chemangira @Kipletingmaina]

She was my FIFA world Cup but I was a somali referee

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

Whoever designed wet wipe packs where you pull one out and four come with it should have been put in charge of ATMs.

[𝐀𝐥𝐯𝐢ṋ 𝐊𝐚ṋ𝐢ṋ𝐝𝐨 @Alvin_Kanindo]

What separates "Ruto" from "tour" is simply the order of the letters.