hoochie MAMA

heey soft ass hoes 🌸

[hoochie MAMA @_niccoo]

nigga that better be really how you feel

[Rajvi @rajvishah30]

today someone in office said that “worrying is the worst way to use your imagination” and that’s easily the best thing Ive heard all week

[• @yducknow]

me after spending all my money knowing i’ll get more from idk where

[Nuelxx @nuel_szy]

I realized when you're a lil too understanding, people become a lil too inconsiderate of you.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[jezz @JezziiB]

“The government doesn't owe you anything!”
Buddy, I pay taxes.
The government damn well owes me a LOT.

[Lydell @thatslydell]

I only fuck with the movers and shakers if you playing a victim of life please get the fuck out my face

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🎀༘ @luvblessingz]

so who’s gonna sue apple for the silent alarms thing? i’ve almost lost my job several times now

[LEN @jaaayLENo]

I don’t have my notifications on for any social media apps and it’s so annoying how often they beg you to turn it on. NO

[Mindset Machine  @mindsetmachine]

Ever since I learned about the way the subconscious mind works, I take people mistreating me so much more seriously. People mistreating you are programming "worthlessness" into your subconscious, and that literally alters the course of your life.

[bum @BattleRapBum]

im up to no good #forreal

[Softboy☄️ @softboywin]

I’ve never contributed to traffic in my entire life that’s all on y’all

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

wha happen when i’m gonna taking the playstation

[KARMAKHIZ @karmakhiz01]

The first thing you should know about me is that I'm not you. A lot more will make sense after that.

[Zion @zionszzn]

I think the problem is nobody's had a 2am walmart trip in over 4 years

[Mak @mak_aura]

i love it, and i think it’s necessary.
some of y’all are actually disgusting

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

my music taste diverse as fuck. you can call me polyjammerous.. shit, you could even call me genrefluid

[k @ysljennii]

watching a man cook is probably #1 on the list for nonsexual things that turn me on/I’m attracted to.

[` @lisaawrites]

“And that's the thing about people who mean everything they say. They think everyone else does too.”

— Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner

[S. ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ @shirlsssssss]

this might sound weird but i absolutely LOVE when i can smell someone’s laundry outside. lol

[AKW @allkanyewest]

“You should be overconfident”