jorgen von strangle

I'm always thinking one step ahead - like a carpenter that makes stairs

[jorgen von strangle @_nickbernard]

I’ve seen a ton of proposals lately and this inspired me to make a thread of proposal ideas. She’ll 100% say yes if used. Here ya go.

[jorgen von strangle @_nickbernard]

They didn’t even bother to give direct audio or video on the #messi event. No clue what’s going on and Apple TV clearly doesn’t know either.

[jorgen von strangle @_nickbernard]

Apple TV really dropping the ball on this Messi broadcast. Absolutely chaotic.

[Dusty Slay @dustyslay]

@brianbatescomic If they can track Santa then they can track us all

[jorgen von strangle @_nickbernard]

I love when Matty Healy starts hurling thoughts into the abyss on Twitter. Inspiring.

[jorgen von strangle @_nickbernard]

Only tweeting so you all see my new name. Hope you like it.

[jorgen von strangle @_nickbernard]

People always assume”Nick” is short for “Nicholas”. However, my full name is Nickelback Alex Bernard.

[jorgen von strangle @_nickbernard]

Today, I was at goodwill and a man walked up to me and said “do you read good” and I said yes and then he handed me two pairs of maternity pants and asked what size they were. I said “women’s large maternity pants” and he said “oh”

[jorgen von strangle @_nickbernard]

Kenny look like John Mayer mixed with every Jersey Shore cast member #theBachelorette

[jorgen von strangle @_nickbernard]

It’s a store called “hats” and we are all ok with it

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

On This Day in Sports History (June 15, 2018):

A silver Subaru turns right onto Maynard Avenue in Seattle prior to the top of the 2nd inning between the Red Sox and Mariners.

[jorgen von strangle @_nickbernard]

Thank y’all for the support on this haha like this tweet plz I want to do the weather it’s my dream make sure Bill sees this plz

[jorgen von strangle @_nickbernard]

Hey @BillMeck, how many retweets would it take for me to help you do the weather one day?

[jorgen von strangle @_nickbernard]

@lostpiloter Bless u for your support

[jorgen von strangle @_nickbernard]

@benmacgill They have a music streaming service?

[jorgen von strangle @_nickbernard]

I made a summer playlist and I’m still adding songs every day. You can use it if you want! Or not, doesn’t bother me. https://t.co/CjWA8DdAlV

[jorgen von strangle @_nickbernard]

Hey @BillMeck, how many retweets would it take for me to help you do the weather one day?

[jorgen von strangle @_nickbernard]

*gives dog dog food*
*gives dog treats*
*dog still eats grass and mulch and kitchen crumbs*

[jorgen von strangle @_nickbernard]

@Alexgalvan0 Sad. Real sad.

[jorgen von strangle @_nickbernard]

100 rts and Kevin will wear this every day for the next month.

[jorgen von strangle @_nickbernard]

All I’m saying is that it’s really nice to be working from home because I can always look up and see Apple TV screensavers rolling. Blessed.

[jorgen von strangle @_nickbernard]

@_vandee Ok boomer

[jorgen von strangle @_nickbernard]

“For all their generosity of spirit, they password protect their wireless?”