imyeigh qünT davenport o’hara joyner-kersee rubinstein huston…, on her dad’s side of course! her mother was lost in the great dance floor evacuation of 2009
i’m pretty sure the gay agenda, the lesbian supreme world council, trans DJs, and sister greta are the only things keeping the human race from going extinct entirely
hearing a song for the first time and immediately bumping one off my radio blog ‘fuck four’ (my grindr profile) #SUBscribe#HighHat&Horny #RanThruRemixes#bb2b
bout to land in cdmx, 72 hours, can’t read farther than my phone in my hand, no plans beyond tmrw, no debit card, a backpack, and the only thing i know how to say is “por favor se pongan los poppers en la refrigeradora después de utilizarlos, gracias para su cooperación”
in a “bitch you have got to be fucking shitting me?” first, on phone, can’t see w/o contacts or glasses, get on next train approaching… took wrong train to the wrong fuckin airport 🫠
@handsomeslut easily one of the hardest times i have ever laughed in my life was listening to jess tell me closing that she stopped at an arby’s on way home and they were ran out of beef and all they had was chicken. the way she said i nearly pissed myself
in the apartment common area lounge working, no contacts or glasses so vision is good enough for me to read my phone. i look up see someone walking through lobby wave at me and i wave back???? i don’t know a single goddamn person that lives here beyond us