Ashish Kumar

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[Ashish Kumar @_nightnote]

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much i earn.
Then they call me ugly and poor both...

[Ashish Kumar @_nightnote]

"Aurat zaat mai bss muje meri behen achi Igti hai"

[Ashish Kumar @_nightnote]

Duniya me ek hi cheez acchi hai
Aur wo mai hoon
Tum log bhi theek thaak ho per
Meri baat alag hai

[Ashish Kumar @_nightnote]

Life is hard, but at least my sister has a handsome brother

[Ashish Kumar @_nightnote]

Mere wajhe se hi couples "🧿" yeh wala emoji use karte hai

[Ashish Kumar @_nightnote]

You think you can hurt me?

I was born in a hospital on my birthday all bloody with no clothes and crying while everyone was smiling...

[Ashish Kumar @_nightnote]

I really hope when people call me ugly, they're talking about my heart and not my face.

[Ashish Kumar @_nightnote]

Mera abortion hua hai
Mere andar ka baccha mar gaya

[Ashish Kumar @_nightnote]

हे प्रभुः use khush rakho ya na rakho
Lekin muje hamesa ख़ुश rakhana
(Meri khushi me hi meri khusi hai)

[Ashish Kumar @_nightnote]

Aab tak toh duniya ko toh khatam ho jaana chiye tha 🙄😒

[Ashish Kumar @_nightnote]

Yeh ceiling fan kitne kgs tak ka weight utha sakta hn? 🙄

[Ashish Kumar @_nightnote]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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The man with golden heart❤️

[Ashish Kumar @_nightnote]

We’re Hiring HR Interns!
2–3 Month Internship | Sagarpur
Assist in hiring teachers
Incentive after 5 admissions
Work from office or remotely
Certificate + LOR

Apply: [email protected]
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[Ashish Kumar @_nightnote]

🚨 Hiring Alert!
🎯 Marketing Intern – 2–3 months
📍 Sagarpur (Dwarka) | Remote/On-site
💰 Incentive per admission
🎓 Cert + LOR

If you’ve got the hustle, we’ve got the opportunity.
[email protected]
#Internship #MarketingIntern #HiringNow #DelhiJobs #EducationSector

[Ashish Kumar @_nightnote]

🧪 We’re Hiring a Chemistry Tutor!
Offline batches | Class 11–12 | Dwarka, Delhi
If you’ve got the formulas and the fire to teach—join us!
📩 Apply: [email protected]
#ChemistryJobs #TeacherHiring #CBSEJobs #Education #DelhiJobs #KnowledgeGainer

[Ashish Kumar @_nightnote]

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🚨 Commerce Coaching for Class XI–XII is now LIVE at Knowledge Gainer Institute!
✅ Get expert guidance in Accounts, BST, Maths, Eco, IP & more
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