sativa

comedians only

[sativa @_ninehuh]

@seantsoul i think i was so upset and stressed over some stuff that happened all within a 1-2 yr time and a few months later my hair started falling out by handfuls lmao i think its telogen effluvium 💀

[Caleb @BlountCaleb]

Everything in here built on ironing board legs

[𐙚 bambi @bbambied]

this was really some hating ass shit. why can't spongebob be cheeked up

[avprhmt @avprhmt]

@NostalgiaYZ 0.5 or 0.7?
Legends use this:

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Before the war between Android and Apple started, the war between 0.5 and 0.7 users was the one that separate humans from each other

[ً @americanreqiuem]

zendaya's ring comes with a man who actually loves & respects her and doesn't humiliate her all the time in public 😭

[conny @BlvckJxsus]

#YeaCreamOnIt

[Emett 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @kermettp]

Me choosing to not sit with my coworkers so I can eat my lunch and watch my YouTube

[sativa @_ninehuh]

@seantsoul wait i think ive done this

[realeaterforever @realeater4ever]

This the dude driving in front of you when your 20 minutes late to work

[sativa @_ninehuh]

i understand the ~why~ but i still really dislike that sasuke didnt get his arm fixed

[Syn ✨ @Synessther]

Happy (belated) birthday, Sasuke! ᵃⁿᵈ ᴵ'ᵐ ˢᵒʳʳʸ

[Carljob 🇵🇸 🇮🇪 @bornposting]

genuinely perhaps the most failed rebranding in history, everyone still calls it twitter unless you're a mega chud

[miia @miiagarro]

men be scared you're gonna use them for their $147 dollars

[Иath🇻🇪 @gathalia_]

Hijueputas te quitaron los puertos pa vendertelos aparte de verdad que its been over for a while now…..

[sativa @_ninehuh]

trying to explain to ppl that looking like a "plastic bimbo" is both a choice and style and that they dont want to look natural. And that is what makes looking like a bimbo so great.

[hydra @blephin2]

i turn on low battery mode at 90% battery #greedy

[sojujinbutsu @EdgarPoop1]

Leave me the fuck alone eIon I don’t want to play with your disgusting tool

[Comrade Izzy ☭🦍🟥⬛️🟩 @ComradeIzzy]

Americans training for when their McDonald's order is wrong.