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[Out the way… @N0_Fabrication]

That boy spitting ..it should be relationship or 100% focus on yourself, doing anything casual or in between will cause you problems

[SD Maundu @SDMaundu]

What we do in the privacy of our homes, and in the social places we have preserved, and in the academic institutions we send our children, and the commerce we engage in with each other, and civil society we participate in, is reflected in the public service and its bureaucracy.

[SD Maundu @SDMaundu]

The public service, and the bureaucracy that oversees it, does not exist in a social vacuum devoid of discipline and self-respect. It is of us. It is a reflection of the descent into indiscipline and self-disrespect that we, as Kenyans, have fallen.

[Dr. Julie Gurner @drgurner]

Betting on yourself, and watching yourself pull it off, is the most addictive feeling in the world.

Unmatched rush.

[Elizabeth 🌼🌻 @LizOgunoye]

Increase your surface area for luck, leave your home often, take another route. Let more luck find you.

[Ele 🌻 @elenadesaa1999]

por favor dejen de hacer series sobre adolescentes, necesito ver treintañeros tratando de encontrar amor y un departamento en medio de una crisis existencial.

[Alan Cornett @alancornett]

See, this is what we want robots for. Clean waterways, sweep streets, etc.

[Gekomaithagu 🇰🇪 @Kijana_Babu7]

How about we unite as Africans and push for Peace in Sudan and Congo... Let's pause on the twars for a min, Our African brothers are being butchered men.

[khaleesi🧍🏽‍♀️ @shelovesore]

to the indian guys on youtube, this day is for you. thank you🙏🏾

[Olise @Olisehateshittt]

And for my final trick
I'll prove to my self that I can make these delusional dreams a reality.

[Gen Z Stan @LyndahKyla]

this tweet has evolved so well bc as you can currently see, hakuna maziwa supermarket. eggs are at least 17 kes, a kg of meat say beef is now 700/-. IS NOT LOOKING GOOD BRUV

[Angelorum tutela @GacheriNdumba]

A womanizer is by default a bad father.

1. Womanizing destabilizes a household, socially financially, and emotionally.

2. It humiliates the mother of his children even in their eyes.

3. It creates uncertainty about the family structure because its members are unclear.

[DAHBOSS 💸 @dahboss_vibez]

Bro started from scratch, nah, this is insane 😳🔥

[🌷 @taiwo2turnt]

Flavor enhancer of 95% of dishes btw

[Ory Okolloh-Mwangi @kenyanpundit]

Are there any policy papers out there on how to address the animal protein deficit (due to affordability etc) in Kenya? Looking for specifics not high level “address cost of input” - how and budget implications of ideal

[CJB, Esq. @CJoeBlack]

Q4

[Shrimp Billionaire @fentanylbrownie]

When the grocery total isn’t looking too bad and you realize they haven’t yet scanned The Item

[Etimbuk @EtimbukHR]

Campaigning for a second term with “I will” instead of “I have” has to be a joke.

[Tsika Zolesa💋 @zolesa_ke]

Omg fuck. I just realized something. By this time next year we’re gonna have a new president 😳🥹✨❤️🇰🇪

[The Butcher @inglorious_bat]

Milk 500ml at 80 bob, if you can even get it

An egg at 17 bob

Beef racing towards 1000 bob a kilo

The average family has 2-3 kids. How often are they getting their recommended daily protein intake at that price?

Our food conversations must go beyond the price of unga