Natasha Klimenko

PhD candidate in history at @FU_Berlin, researching transregional art networks passing through Soviet Central Asia. Also write, edit, and find cursed things

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Love going to a foreign country and everyone is speaking in italics

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For every new line on my face, the width of my pants expands a few millimeters. It’s called equilibrium and I’ll die enveloped by fabric

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Imo men aren’t performative enough. I want a little show put on for me like I’m a child prince wielding too much power and they’re scared

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Cooking my pasta al dante (it’s not done until it’s seen every part of hell)

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I walked through what I thought was becoming a beautiful foggy night only to, a block later, realise it was someone doing industrial spray painting, and the fumes were spreading wildly. Felt mildly high for half an hour after

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I went to a cafe/bakery today for a loaf of bread and the cashier asked me if I wanted it “to go” as if there was an option that I’d sit down and just eat the whole loaf there

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https://t.co/3fYSPpHCtA

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I find it insane that people are asking chatGPT to write their emails. Why not ask AI things no human can answer, like, “who’s right in this argument?” or “do my friends hate me?”

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One plus of being sick is that my mind is now a liminal space. Every thought transient, just passing through, nothing lives here

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My kink is getting rejected by Granta

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Explained some internet words to my parents and later heard my mom muttering to my dad, “you don’t have any rizz, you lost it all on the computer”

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You ok babe? You’ve barely listened to the 5-hour 10th-century Gregorian chant I sent you

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Every party should have a dress rehearsal so I know which of my jokes land ahead of time

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Drinking clamato and eating caviar for the electrolytes

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Some people have the gift of the gab and others the curse of listening

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Started a sentence with “so I was thinking about the Soviet Union today” and my bf said, “I know”

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@_mart_h_a Terrifying

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My level of rizz falls proportionally to every minute I spend in the archive, and it will never come back

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Kolloquium zur Geschichte Osteuropas im WS 24/25 @oei_news
Interessierte sind herzlich willkommen!

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[Natasha Klimenko @_nklimenko]

The Substance is not about aging, it's about the danger of not having hobbies or friends