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Coffee, thoughts?

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POV: you've just joined a work meeting that will be a complete waste of time

"Good morning, good afternoon, good evening"

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Why doesn't my dog ask me for paw before I eat

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Mind you I already walked 1 foot onto the other grass to give them the entire sidewalk

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Walking 1 foot onto the grass around my dog won't save you. If she wanted to kill you, she would have already

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Do marathon runners think walking is slow the same way racecar drivers think daily driving is slow

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He whose coffee is darkest

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@MeadowReporter

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Calling it an iPhone charger in the big 26

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@Outlook add a "reply with attachments" option

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Do bugs yearn

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Guess who!

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Every vet has that one butch woman on call ready to manhandle your pet

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Sponsored by @YouTube ads

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Michelle from a High Bridge, NJ who runs a small preschool, I do not care that managing 78 kids can be a lot

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At the dog park with no dog, call me a petophile

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What has the US government done to feel entitled to 30% of my bonus

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Someone out there right now is creating a corporate training course that you're not gonna read a word of

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It's been confirmed. There was a @Chase Sapphire lounge on Epstein Island