Nobeli

[Nobeli @_nobe1]

@MayorBowser @Ride_Empower lets me support my favorite drivers directly. Uber doesn’t. Keep it in DC!
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[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

Oxford Scientists Achieve Quantum Teleportation on a Scalable Supercomputer

A major breakthrough in quantum computing has been achieved by researchers at the University of Oxford, who have built a scalable quantum supercomputer capable of quantum teleportation.

The breakthrough tackles a fundamental challenge in quantum computing: scalability. While quantum computers have existed in theory for decades, practical large-scale implementations have remained elusive.

Unlike traditional computers that use binary bits (1s and 0s), quantum computers use qubits, which can exist as both 1 and 0 simultaneously due to superposition. This allows for computing power exponentially greater than classical systems.

What sets this breakthrough apart is the teleportation of logical gates—the basic components of quantum algorithms—across a network link. While quantum teleportation of data has been achieved before, this is the first time logical operations have been teleported, effectively linking separate quantum processors into a single, fully connected machine.

Researchers claim this technology could lay the foundation for a quantum internet, enabling ultra-secure communication, high-speed computation, and unprecedented advancements in technology.

"Our experiment demonstrates that network-distributed quantum information processing is feasible with current technology," said Professor David Lucas, a lead scientist on the project.

The findings, published in Nature, mark a significant step toward scalable, fault-tolerant quantum computing, bringing us closer to a future where quantum machines could revolutionize industries from cryptography to artificial intelligence.

[Rory /✨🐐/ @0xRory]

After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.

[Bill Ackman @BillAckman]

Federal funding programs should be reserved only for those that are socioeconomically disadvantaged. They should not be allocated based on ethnicity, religious identity, and/or skin color. https://t.co/EXN6dV4nGx

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

Marriage is not beautiful.

Marriage can be quite ugly; it reveals the absolute worst in someone. You see them when they're mad, sad, stubborn, and unlovable to the point that it makes you want to scream. But you also witness them laughing so hard that tears stream down their face, accompanied by those amusing, involuntary noises.

You share those 3 a.m. moments when the world is asleep, and it’s just the two of you, sitting on the kitchen floor, enjoying a midnight snack. You get to see sides of them that no one else does, and they’re not always pretty. It’s about snorting while laughing, shedding tears when everything feels overwhelming, dealing with the occasional flatulence, waking up to bedhead and bad breath, engaging in spontaneous dances, and experiencing the full spectrum of anger and joy.

Marriage isn’t beautiful, but it is amazing. It’s knowing that someone loves you deeply and won’t leave you, even when you say something hurtful. It’s about having someone who supports you no matter what. It involves arguments over trivial matters, like who didn’t do the dishes or pick up after themselves. And it includes those nights when you fall asleep in each other’s arms, feeling as though there will never be enough time together. It’s about caring for them when they’re sick, whether that means cleaning up after them or simply rubbing their back for comfort.

It’s the dirtiest, hardest, and most rewarding job there is. Because at the end of the day, you get to crawl into bed with your best friend—the weirdest, most annoying, loving, goofy, and perfect person you know. Marriage may not be beautiful, but it’s one hell of a ride.

[Nobeli @_nobe1]

@currentanalyst Can u clarify ur statement too many words I got lost

[ry 🇬🇾 @RyMacc]

Had to mute Elon. If his posts keep popping up on my timeline, we will resort to the block. If I continue to see them thereafter, I might leave this nut ass app lmao

[Simon @SIMON_TE]

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[Nobeli @_nobe1]

@leahmazzz Factsss

[🩰 @user369636]

need this addiction to attack me in Jesus name

[Sokhulu @BonganiNtuli]

“I hope this email finds you before I do”

[Sundaye @BrightLikeSunny]

I would need some privacy with this one

[Nobeli @_nobe1]

@lorrseann All the time

[DBRP @DadBodRapPod]

When you consider Wyclef's charity scams, Pras being a fed, Lauryn's live performance grift, and John Forte's dope dealing the Fugees camp is first team All- Infamous.

[Nobeli @_nobe1]

@LucyLala80 @_DirtyMusic @Boogie_Down_Pro @shesmypriestess @SHULAGOD Now u just being mean lol

[Tom Harari @tomharari]

Today, I turn 38.

I've raised millions of dollars, married twice, had a kid, and recovered from devastating injury and depression.

Here's 38 lessons I'd tell my 18 year old self:

[Kristen Ruby @sparklingruby]

The Ruby Files reveal that Twitter weaponized Machine Learning against American citizens. 

This was not merely an AI pilot, but rather, it was in full-fledged production.

ChatGPT is a distraction from the real issue at hand: not how #AI could be used against you in the future, but that it already was. 

https://t.co/aZbgWpc85c

[Kristen Ruby @sparklingruby]

@BillAckman @SVB_Financial @jpmorgan @Citi This is the longest tweet I have ever read.