If you’re looking for a woman who will happily wake up at 4am to make breakfast for you.
It’s not me.
I’m not your wife.
Only wake me up at 4am if the house is burning to the ground. https://t.co/ZSfOhHYKDD
Catherine said the baby was kicking.
I crouched down next to her tummy and told the baby if he kicks his mother again, he’ll be sent to his womb.
Catherine didn’t laugh and I’m certain she regrets marrying me.