͏𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖞𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖏𝖔𝖊

[͏𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖞𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖏𝖔𝖊 @_nocontextjoe]

I mean I guess we’re leaving with something

[Formula 1 @F1]

ON THE PODIUM! 🙌

Lewis Hamilton secures P2 in Monaco 🤩

#F1 #MonacoGP

[͏𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖞𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖏𝖔𝖊 @_nocontextjoe]

Hamilton show us you still got it unc 🥹

[͏𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖞𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖏𝖔𝖊 @_nocontextjoe]

Red flag??

[͏𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖞𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖏𝖔𝖊 @_nocontextjoe]

And now he’s outta here 😭😭😭😭

[͏𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖞𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖏𝖔𝖊 @_nocontextjoe]

Leclerc’s head is gone 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[͏𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖞𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖏𝖔𝖊 @_nocontextjoe]

Leclerc’s head is gone 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[͏𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖞𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖏𝖔𝖊 @_nocontextjoe]

Who hasn’t been penalized in this race atp 🤣

[͏𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖞𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖏𝖔𝖊 @_nocontextjoe]

Race is cooked tbf

[͏𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖞𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖏𝖔𝖊 @_nocontextjoe]

Trigger happy chappy 🕊️

[Formula 1 @F1]

🚨 Five Second Penalty 🚨

Lewis Hamilton is penalised for speeding in the pit lane

#F1 #MonacoGP | LAP 35/78

[͏𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖞𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖏𝖔𝖊 @_nocontextjoe]

This means something to me 😭🙏🏾

[Formula 1 @F1]

"Just bring it home please Max" 📻

Verstappen appears to be retiring from the race on Lap 1! 😢

#F1 #MonacoGP | LAP 1/78

[J. @JosipFCB93]

Every single player form Fergie's United became a full time arrogant clown 😂😂😂

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

In 2012, Chelsea finished sixth in England and fired their manager in March. They still won the Champions League, the biggest prize in club football. The team that finished first in England that year, Manchester City, did not even make it out of the group stage.

Guardiola is pointing at exactly that gap. A league title takes 38 games against everyone else, home and away, over nine months. You cannot win it by accident. The Champions League trophy comes down to a handful of knockout games in spring. Football is a low-scoring sport, so one goal can decide who advances. Over a single match, the score barely tells you which team was better. Your best player limps off in April, a referee waves away a clear penalty, a shootout goes against you, and nine months of work disappears. Chelsea won that 2012 final on penalties, in Bayern Munich's own stadium, while sitting sixth in their own country.

His own career says the same thing. Across Spain, Germany, and England, Guardiola has won the league title twelve times. He has won the Champions League three times, and twelve years passed between his second and his third. For most of that stretch he had the best team in Europe and still went home early, beaten by the same thing he is describing.

Barcelona under Hansi Flick is the latest example. They have won the Spanish league two years running and won every major trophy in Spain the season before. Then Inter knocked them out of Europe, 7-6 across two games. The next year they lost to an Atletico Madrid side sitting twenty-two points beneath them in the league. Over a full season, Barcelona were clearly the better team. Over two nights, they lost.

A league title means you were the best team in the country for nine months. A Champions League run means you got through a few nights in spring without anything going wrong. Guardiola is asking people not to confuse the two.

[Alli @tygarii]

It’s honestly crazy how FC Barcelona have managed to keep every aspect of the club alive. They might have the busiest legends organization in football. Even their social media page, Barçalegends, is more active than some actual clubs. They’re constantly playing matches, and organizing charity games. it’s unreal. I really don’t get this club, man.

[͏𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖞𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖏𝖔𝖊 @_nocontextjoe]

This is so tuff

[VERSUS @vsrsus]

England debut their Palace collab.

[Anna @Anna_96_10]

He’s going to give me a better hate watch than 2022 delivered
https://t.co/pw5Hxog8z2

[𐌕 @fwtimini]

iPhone: I'm gonna update your software tonight while you sleep.

iPhone in the morning: I couldn't do it, bro. Just didn't feel right. The vibe was off.

[Declan Rice @_DeclanRice]

We will never see a player like Messi ever again.

[Texas A&M Aggies 👍 @12thMan]

POV: You meet Messi at Kyle Field

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

Lionel Messi driving through Bryan, Texas

[͏𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖞𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖏𝖔𝖊 @_nocontextjoe]

She’s the loml and nobody can tell me any differently

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Knicks fans are insane 😭😭😭

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4!!!”