jerry 😼

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[jerry 😼 @_nondualipa_]

what if you thought so hard that you could see what thoughts are made of and it freed you from the illusion that you are something that exists on its own, separate from everything else? that'd be crazy

[jerry 😼 @_nondualipa_]

[in the capital one lounge enjoying my fifth free beer] how could this possibly be profitable for capital one?

[jerry 😼 @_nondualipa_]

I live a blessed life where every 4 to 5 months I get to have the transcendental experience of remembering music exists

[jerry 😼 @_nondualipa_]

there are so many damn movies out there

[jerry 😼 @_nondualipa_]

@HOMlECHAN facts

[jerry 😼 @_nondualipa_]

[matt johnson ordering coffee at an ethiopian restaurant] pot of african american?

[jerry 😼 @_nondualipa_]

nutella on the pandesal, call that interracial marriage

[jerry 😼 @_nondualipa_]

I-78 is my safe space

[jerry 😼 @_nondualipa_]

[folding my pants before i get in bed] this is just like beau travail

[jerry 😼 @_nondualipa_]

in completely unrelated news, my tummy hurt

[jerry 😼 @_nondualipa_]

the beautiful thing about crepes is they take the same amount of time to eat as they do to make

[jerry 😼 @_nondualipa_]

kitchen aid owners be like "oh you still eat barilla 🤣🤣 it literally takes 5 minutes to make delicious fresh made pasta at home"

[jerry 😼 @_nondualipa_]

[going through my old tweets and sending them to my wife as she naps preparing for her 12 hour night shift as a nurse] i think i was funnier when i smoked weed

[jerry 😼 @_nondualipa_]

this year its professional darts

[jerry 😼 @_nondualipa_]

checking the handbook to see what special interest I have to get into this year: mma... fine

[jerry 😼 @_nondualipa_]

i think i might like matt johnson interviews even more than his movies

[jerry 😼 @_nondualipa_]

@DarkIntelectual tempura drunk

[jerry 😼 @_nondualipa_]

I just know the losers on this flight would freak out if we crashed. i would just sit there calmly

[jerry 😼 @_nondualipa_]

i love titas

[jerry 😼 @_nondualipa_]

turned 30 and started getting into steely dan right on cue

[jerry 😼 @_nondualipa_]

they saw i uninstalled
the jerry effect

[Just a Dude Who Invests @DudeWhoInvests]

Jesus what happened???

$DUOL