Asterix☆(recently divorced)

222 • she/they • what’s for lunch😏🍉 • ☆

[ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

the way new generations will never understand how huge her ass seemed to us back then… 😭

[nix @BloodyHasti]

this and someone very patient

[Asterix☆(recently divorced) @_nostepheratu]

@trayvone_ Lovers

[Asterix☆(recently divorced) @_nostepheratu]

SPAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN #ESPARG #ESPvsARG

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

Just saw a video saying capitalism and slavery are so intertwined that we’re still describing what “fields” we work in… goodnight

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

Pleaaaaaaassseeeeee!!! I am begging! Use CANVA templates for your flyers! I cant take it anymore 😭

[g @34rths]

Perverted freak with a pure heart that only
freaks when froken to

[WRITE A RAP 🎤 | FAN Account @WriteARapSis]

This was the day Beyonce felt her “crown” shaking and decided to end their careers forever. Just old and bitter.

[oziọma @rsvptemple]

“two wrongs don’t make a right.”

baby I wasn’t trying to make a right.
i was trying to make two wrongs.

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

and to my grandkids i leave 64 playlists i curated based on a specific feeling or experience

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Males think they're brave enough to fight a gorilla but in reality they’re not even brave enough to tell their friend to stop making women uncomfortable.

[Yexe @4Yexe]

I can't get reasonably priced ram cause niggas wanna put a bbl on Zendaya

[ally ౨ৎ @shadeofwrongs]

trying to watch something on an illegal website but the subtitles are out of sync

[Νατε @olobzjr]

at any given time between 2009-2013 a school kid could give you 3 solid illuminati conspiracy theories

[Asterix☆(recently divorced) @_nostepheratu]

@trayvone_ lol, oops. i forgor

[ryan @ryanmaluco]

usando cebola roxa ao invés da cebola normal

[Sophie @oldhagposting]

When the twitter video ends and you end up watching Desperate Housewives and Everybody Hates Chris from clipfarming accounts