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[oli 🍄 @_not_a_mortal_]

it's a gangster film but instead of actual guns it's whipped cream guns and the entire cast is just children

[oli 🍄 @_not_a_mortal_]

everyone needs to watch bugsy Malone right now it's such an amazing film

[oli 🍄 @_not_a_mortal_]

everyone needs to watch bugsy Malone right now it's such an amazing film

[girlbatz @girlbatz]

People who get their hands on any sort of rare, sealed, collectors' item and immediately open the box are heroes to me. Fuck your resale value

[َ @kittenmilkliver]

we take stuffed animals very seriously in this household

[oli 🍄 @_not_a_mortal_]

@meepmechek happy birthday !

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

New cat alert! A call from a wildlife sanctuary about a "weird cat" has led to the first new cat species discovered in over 100 years in Bolivia’s Yungas forest ecoregion. Learn more about this feline surprise: https://t.co/crffXvPqH4

[oli 🍄 @_not_a_mortal_]

@racepiastri spa! I went this year and it was really good, amazing scenery (though very hilly to walk around), GA spots had great visibility, travel can be tricky but they do have city shuttles that you can get from loads of different cities, just make sure you book them plenty in advance

[Toony Loony🖋 || Comms Open @TLoonatic]

What if human Wile E and Roadrunner are just Sportacus and Robbie Rotten

[oli 🍄 @_not_a_mortal_]

new house mate alert

[oli 🍄 @_not_a_mortal_]

it migrated to the bathroom so now no more going to the toilet ever

[oli 🍄 @_not_a_mortal_]

it migrated to the bathroom so now no more going to the toilet ever

[oli 🍄 @_not_a_mortal_]

THERES A FUCKING HORNET IN MY FLAT

[oli 🍄 @_not_a_mortal_]

THERES A FUCKING HORNET IN MY FLAT

[oli 🍄 @_not_a_mortal_]

I have had a vision and am now going to at some point make a blahaj into a weighted toy

[lila 🫧く⁠コ⁠:⁠彡 @dopposflower]

six seven can be unfunny but i do find it funny when the number is said and a bunch of grown people in the room just quietly do the hand motion without even changing their neutral expression like the koopas when the bg music goes "bah bah!"

[oli 🍄 @_not_a_mortal_]

I'm watching sesame street (s1e1) for the first time ever and this is insane I did not know about it being like this

[WalSHEESH @WalshyBoy3]

After all these years we've finally got a PM who understands acronyms

[oli 🍄 @_not_a_mortal_]

I loved my Nintendo ds so much

[miia @miiagarro]

i wasn't an iPad kid, i was a Nintendo DS diva

[Scarlett @Volta1228]

Put him, Daredevil and Ghost Rider together in a movie or show, I don't care how or why, I just need the pure heat it would bring.

[oli 🍄 @_not_a_mortal_]

this is very cool but it's so funny them keep on portraying him as a safety car recently when he most definitely is not

[formularacers @formularacers_]

🚨 | NEW: Formula 1's Safety Car will have a special livery at the Italian GP.

In celebration of 20 years since the Disney movie 'Cars' was released...

The Safety Car will run the livery of 7-time Piston Cup Champion and racing legend Lightning McQueen.

[BLOCKIANA @beammeupblocki]

When your friend wants you to wake them up but they take sleep very serious so you lowkey scared

[oli 🍄 @_not_a_mortal_]

I got a sparkly star sticker from the hospital :)