Timmy🇦🇷🇪🇸

obsessed with making the world my b*tch❤️

[G. @FutGodzy]

We needed a comeback in the Champions League.

One of the club’s captains decided to go against the coach and refused to play.

Do you people realise how absurd that is?

[🐦‍🔥 @masiamade]

araujo: went on vacation in the middle of the season

de jong: refused to play in the ucl when he was healthy just to pull an umtiti in a ro32 exit at the wc

ter stegen: 😂

worst set of captains in the club’s history?

[y4yi @yxyiagain]

this country too useless, if you go broke for august na since april you go don know

[Reechmilly @Reechmilly]

I be telling hoes the truth that’s why they say I’m mean 😭

[Carter @ar_carterr]

A man spent real money on a Garnacho shirt.

[Brian @Bri_an2]

We need to have a serious discussion about Manchester United fans and their ball knowledge

[Her🌸 @ruheisher]

why do you guys always frame "situationships" as things women hate and men love?😂

[maru @IMCOMlNGFORYALL]

He DID NOT want to do all that

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

once you believe say girl fit love you for who you are
your own don finish.

[𝚄𝙶𝙾𝙲𝙷𝚄𝙺𝚆𝚄⚡️ @UgoOsinobi]

Customs don finally clear my powerbike from Germany 🇩🇪

[shaka ⚡️ @shxkxbabu]

e get as you go dey live your life, you go know say somethings no fit happen to you.

when no be say the girl mama no dey pray??

[willinill! @willinilli024]

"Can you please borrow me 20k I'll pay back tomorrow"

Just wait till tomorrow and use your own.

[vanemrys @vanemrys15]

A player earning over €360k didn't want to take any risks for his club, even with the team in the Champions League quarter-finals, because he wanted to play for his national team.

Now he's gone, taken the risk for his national team, and returned injured to the same club he wasn't willing to take any risks for.

I don't pray for the relationship between Hansi Flick and Frenkie de Jong to be repaired. If this news is true, I hope their relationship is completely broken forever.

[Bilal 🎀⛷️ @weirdngkid]

are you trying to say women are a financial liability?

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

Don't blink. Welcome, Adeyemi 💙❤️

[STARBOY GUCCI🖤🦉🖤 @Guccistarboi]

“I love being spoiled”
“Money is my love language”
“Money turns me on”

Guess who? A broke girl 😭😂😭

[big daddy Femi @femiwys]

can’t everyone just work for their money and leave other people's money alone????🫩

[Ambidexter!⚡ @drambidexter]

You'll want to enter to a relationship with a Nigerian babe, and it'll be like she's threatening you.
No...she won't tell you her positive qualities like how you'll have a good time.
She'll be like, "I'm stubborn and crazy, my boyfriend better be ready for me."
Wtf.

[ajay @1meajay]

so when eldest son dey say “the hustle is for mama” eldest daughter go dey say “the marriage is for mama”?😂😭