Leah

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

feeling anxious at a social event. gonna pick at my cuticles. surely i will not rip off too much skin, thus causing me to awkwardly hold a blood-soaked tissue to my thumb for the remainder of the event. surely i have learned my lesson by now.

[grace @gracefishlove]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[miss worm @missus_wormy]

White people be like my dad got hooked on pills after he hurt his back

[florence 🦐🏳️‍🌈 @morallawwithin]

English has a word for when you want to express something in a sincere but also subtle way, one which also pays homage to Charlie Kirk. No other language is even close.

[Leah @_notallgeminis]

Why does my heart pound when I’m negotiating on Facebook marketplace

[Leah @_notallgeminis]

Deep in thought about how lucky I am to be having a little girl. I’m fucking losing it

[Leah @_notallgeminis]

Feeling my baby kick is simultaneously surreal, weird, and beautiful and the most normal thing I’ve ever felt

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

i don't know what "wuthering" even means and at this point i'm afraid to ask

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

I just have to look at my phone a little bit more and something incredible will happen

[Leah @_notallgeminis]

I’m so in love. I love Valentine’s Day.

[t✩ @yourg0ldteeth]

cause i’m too steely… and then i’m too fuckin dan

[WEIRD VAL @autismpills]

white people be like yeah i was blonde as a kid

[Comrade Misty is Putin’s Buddy @SarcasmStardust]

Her murderer was arrested, tried, and convicted. Not protected and celebrated by the state. See how that’s different?

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Me: Ughhh someone just sent me an email

My nurse friends: my patient died today

[Leah @_notallgeminis]

I’m so happy to be able to use the ultrasound at work and look at my baby whenever I want

[Leah @_notallgeminis]

Trying to make a registry and get my house ready for a baby but can’t yet because I have BOARDS to study for ugh

[Leah @_notallgeminis]

I can’t wait until I can go to work and go home and never have to go to school or take a test again

[Leah @_notallgeminis]

Finished a whole daily journal for the year of 2025

[Leah @_notallgeminis]

I’m literally not pregnant enough to not be able to breathe after eating but here we are