K Lynn

WIFE 💍 dogs 🦮🐕‍🦺 coffee 🧊☕️ plants 🪴🌵 other plants 🍃💨 5 years alcohol free 🍻

[K Lynn @_notintoyoga]

Can we get a Princess Bride remake with Adam Driver in it? 👀

[K Lynn @_notintoyoga]

Killian Murphy for Voldemort 2025

[K Lynn @_notintoyoga]

Royal Otis, please cover Kiss Me by Sixpence None the Richer

[K Lynn @_notintoyoga]

@woofknight ABC’s of Death

[K Lynn @_notintoyoga]

@TacoTimeNW
The new cups for your hot sauce are not wide enough to dunk into 😢

[K Lynn @_notintoyoga]

@TheCinesthetic I See You the Netflix movie

[K Lynn @_notintoyoga]

So scurvy isn’t a thing in Mad Max?

[K Lynn @_notintoyoga]

Biggest reason I miss my old account: my tweets about my fiancé when we first met. Gone forever.

[K Lynn @_notintoyoga]

POTATO CAKES ARE BACK!!!!!! I LOVE YOU @Arbys

[K Lynn @_notintoyoga]

Sorry, I’m busy that night. I’ll be overthinking in bed.

[K Lynn @_notintoyoga]

@Peterwabbit3006 @anita_mm85 @OliLondonTV Rape isn’t the only form of sexual assault. I think you’re the first person I’ve seen comment using the term “rape”

[K Lynn @_notintoyoga]

@snapchatsupport
We don’t need a notification for every 10 second snippet of a 60 second snap we get. We need 1.

[K Lynn @_notintoyoga]

I would spiral

[maddie, hot dog enthusiast @damnitmadeline]

Trying to find nicer ways to tell people I think they’re overthinking something

[K Lynn @_notintoyoga]

Just saw Beekeeper 👀
Recommend it 👀

[K Lynn @_notintoyoga]

The people who bitch and moan about “everyone is too sensitive now, nobody can take a joke or watch movies anymore” are the same people who bitch and moan about drag queens reading children’s books to children in public settings.

[K Lynn @_notintoyoga]

@xLAWx_ Tell them you’re taking over for whoever your boss is but they just haven’t fired them yet

[K Lynn @_notintoyoga]

Ur telling me the Golden Gate Bridge is red, but there is an actually gold bridge in the SAME STATE???

[K Lynn @_notintoyoga]

Finding out the new Doctor played one of the Ken’s in Barbie has me crying 🥹

[K Lynn @_notintoyoga]

Hey Gerry, where you went wrong was telling people you loved them and thought they were gonna be the one. The hurt feelings is entirely your fault.
“What I said was true at the time” is not an excuse
#goldenbachelor

[K Lynn @_notintoyoga]

@John19470021 Thank you so much for saying that 🧡

[K Lynn @_notintoyoga]

I never thought I’d be telling my grandma ‘I’m getting married’ while she’s on her death bed.