Kirsten

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ADDISON BARGER
PINCH-HIT
GRAND SLAM

#WORLDSERIES

[Kirsten @_notkristen]

I haven’t tweeted since 2016 but I’ve come out of hibernation to say why the FUCK is Gina Carano a guest at @FANEXPOCANADA?! After her anti-Semitic comments and fucking bonkers conspiracy theories?! She was literally fired from The Mandalorian. Do better #FanExpo

[Kirsten @_notkristen]

@judyaranhaa so unfortunate

[Kirsten @_notkristen]

@stefanie_rae LOL were u really tho

[Kirsten @_notkristen]

@clark_lawson yaaaa man! http://t.co/puAC2s7JwH

[Kirsten @_notkristen]

"He makes you like him buuuut... Not love." - @gabyrosas22's opinion of the dog #icecold

[Kirsten @_notkristen]

3 separate people in 3 separate incidents today told me I look like Miley Cyrus... Channelling my inner Miley today (apparently...??????)

[Kirsten @_notkristen]

Operation sneak snacks into bedroom without the judgement of dieting roomies: complete. #success.

[Kirsten @_notkristen]

frozen grapes are at least 8x more delicious than room-temperature grapes tbh

[Kirsten @_notkristen]

Not thrilled about Tory but it ain't Doug so I can deal. #TOpoli

[Kirsten @_notkristen]

There's really nothing worse than being on a long, bumpy car ride when you have to pee really bad. #personalhell

[Kirsten @_notkristen]

The fact that "bae" literally means "shit" in Danish just made my whole day

[Kirsten @_notkristen]

"Well enough talk about period blood..." #overheardonthegreyhound

[Kirsten @_notkristen]

Answered 4 Qs from the prof in lecture today. Prob more than I ever have in my whole university career. Comin outta ma shell in... 4th year.

[Kirsten @_notkristen]

Most people can clean their room to music. I just stop cleaning and start dancing by myself. #fail

[Kirsten @_notkristen]

"LORD HAVE MERCY!!!" - 6 year old girl about to crash her bike into the fence #overheardatsummercamp

[Kirsten @_notkristen]

2 days later and my tongue is still ruined from chowin down on some sour skittles. everything in moderation. lesson learned.

[Kirsten @_notkristen]

A 6 year old child asked me if I believe in Jesus today. #campcouncillorprobs

[Kirsten @_notkristen]

"You know who looks like the guy from Saw? Cameron Diaz" - @lyssa_aranha ... Ya know what? I kinda see that. #doppelgängers

[Kirsten @_notkristen]

Anyone else remember when the city was covered in painted moose statues? What was that about and where did they all go...