Mitch

Ally (he/him) || Father

[Mitch @_notmkc]

When I was 18, my goal was to make $50k a year by 30 years old. I made it there when I was 24. New goal: 6 figures by 30!

[Max Blumenthal @MaxBlumenthal]

Venezuela’s capital is now under attack by the US regime

No authorization from Congress, no popular American support

Just another terrorist war for oil, plunder and imperial control initiated with “shock and awe”

[່ @tylerduran21]

@DiabolicalSpuds this one was crazy

[Rise Against @riseagainst]

Keep your homophobia out of our revolution please. 🙏🏼 

#pride

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride

[Mitch @_notmkc]

RAMS CAME TO PLAAAAAY TODAY BABY WATCH OUT MINI SODAS

[Mitch @_notmkc]

SpongeBob and Patrick really got the knowledge on the Texans. I had no idea CJ Stroud’s name stood for Clam Jellyfish Stroud

[THE ™️ Barstool Ohio State @BarstoolOSU]

ONE OF THE GREATEST PLAYS IN THE HISTORY OF OHIO STATE

[Mitch @_notmkc]

Pat McAfee being completely unfiltered on a live broadcast gives me so much life.

“NOT THIS GAME CLOCK BULLSHIT AGAIN GOD DAMMIT.” Ok Pat, I feel you

[soli @solisolsoli]

Brünnhilde, 1936

[Mitch @_notmkc]

My New Year’s resolution is to be less “left vs right” and more “99% vs 1%.”

Eat the rich.

[Mitch @_notmkc]

Both of my fav teams are in the playoffs this year, I’m so proud 🥹

[yoxic @yoxics]

Speed tried impressing his girlfriend by doing a backflip but accidentally hit the desk 😭

[Ohio State Football @OhioStateFB]

Hey Siri, what is “Ohio Against the World.”

[Ohio State Football @OhioStateFB]

𝗖𝗵𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗖𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗿𝘀.

[Mitch @_notmkc]

Cutting in line at the McDonald’s drive thru proves so many things about a person’s personality lol

[fendi byrde @caliescali444]

if that’s a m*rder threat, then “your body my choice” is a r*pe threat.