Boofs McGee

My Dick Fell Off

[Boofs McGee @_notorious_FIG]

10 likes and I'll do the cinnamon challenge with cocaine

[Boofs McGee @_notorious_FIG]

I fell down the up escalator the other day but instead of helping people thought it was a modern art performance

[Boofs McGee @_notorious_FIG]

I got #brappped on the Boston Harbor Tour

[Boofs McGee @_notorious_FIG]

I got #doubleclammed at the @fentway Autsim Room™️

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[Boofs McGee @_notorious_FIG]

I’m boutta have a Double Clam Chowder Emergency™️

[Boofs McGee @_notorious_FIG]

I know you don’t like coffee in the morning so I made you a Negroni😘

[Boofs McGee @_notorious_FIG]

Replacing my bong water with listerine

[alex @vaudevillehook]

I’ve never “made” a woman cum, because I don’t “make” women do anything. But yes, they have politely declined my invitation many times.

[Boofs McGee @_notorious_FIG]

My dick and balls so huge she thinks it’s big even in a cold spell

[Boofs McGee @_notorious_FIG]

Jesus has mommy milkers

[Boofs McGee @_notorious_FIG]

No, I’m not “Blair Witching” a goon sesh.

[Nate @thenatewolf]

I would have been so good at hunting that I’d have extra time to help gather. I would’ve been laughing with your girl in the blackberry brambles.

[crittur @miwwmiu]

Stop being pregnant around my cigarettes

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

sure, go ahead and walk on my dough i don’t even fucking care anymore

[Boofs McGee @_notorious_FIG]

@hlm32024 is this true???

[Callum Pursall (DM for commissions) @CPursall]

So sad that the last of them died in the 50's

[trevy @chillextremist]

Jane Goodall dapping up harambe in heaven and calling him twin right now

[Boofs McGee @_notorious_FIG]

Never trust a bitch that drinks tropical Red Bull

[orbeez gosh @orbeezgosh]

Do horses know they’re Vehicle

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

(trying to flex at the gas station) one million dollars on pump 7 please

[weather @dsxf234161]

huge ass tornado in 4 years