miss. honey 🐝

[trish @ultragloss]

no one understands a woman in her 20s the way billy joel did in 1977 when he wrote vienna

[miss. honey 🐝 @_notsochey]

i need to stop being a p*ssy and get my daith pierced

[miss. honey 🐝 @_notsochey]

@NicoleSoUnusual they don’t close for bad weather?!

[miss. honey 🐝 @_notsochey]

@NicoleSoUnusual it’s sooo fucken painful and you have to live so carefully 😭

[miss. honey 🐝 @_notsochey]

@jillibillybro i’d be like “you mind if i throw ass back here?”

[miss. honey 🐝 @_notsochey]

bitch i’m a motha

[Abelito @imchasingdreamz]

wish i was cuddling rn

[miss. honey 🐝 @_notsochey]

@layshx girl i haven’t heard this! what?!?

[miss. honey 🐝 @_notsochey]

@AIexanderWang as your bestie i really can’t support this

[miss. honey 🐝 @_notsochey]

@AIexanderWang i have never been more scared

[miss. honey 🐝 @_notsochey]

@AIexanderWang im screamingggg

[miss. honey 🐝 @_notsochey]

@cicihendrix222 girl yes 😭😭 this tweet devastated me

[miss. honey 🐝 @_notsochey]

@cicihendrix222 cici 🥺

[miss. honey 🐝 @_notsochey]

@aijahh_ a king

[miss. honey 🐝 @_notsochey]

i will never not be fascinated by this

[⚜️ @RobbBeaux]

Her: make it jump

[miss. honey 🐝 @_notsochey]

as a teacher i just want to say fuck ned lamont

[miss. honey 🐝 @_notsochey]

@TaraiaTaughtYou “they come out better too”

[miss. honey 🐝 @_notsochey]

to the girl who labeled my chipotle bowl as “hers” so my bf and i could tell them apart….you’re an angel and i hope you have a wonderful day

[miss. honey 🐝 @_notsochey]

not my mother calling the local police department because i took a long nap during my covid quarantine and she thought i died

[miss. honey 🐝 @_notsochey]

8 years into teaching and i had my first heimlech experience today 🙃 never been so grateful to see a puked up gummy worm 🤞🏽