Dave Chapo

Ah weh wacha
Ion run it

[Dennis Kioko - KeNHA Unmarked Bumps Hitter @denniskioko]

Kwani there's a problem? I can see he's is driving below 50 kph

[Perc Nowitzki @Trisbenoit_]

I watch dis nigga shoot anything everyday

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

He legit blasted him into orbit how is this possible

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

What was the idea behind that popular garbage billboard in Nairobi?

#EarthwiseMtaani: https://t.co/oTJnS9fqgo

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

The best way to manage a 1000 bob with this economy is leaving it alone, heri ukuwe unaiona kama picha ya graduation

[lil miss💅 @NdulukaHer_]

Kwa insha nilikuwa strict ajab.Ukikunywa pombe unakufa

[YettiBandz @yettixbandz]

Optimus might be da coldest leader he really be killing niggas

[🧘🏾‍♂️🧘🏾 @gtagmemes]

Lock in 🔐

[AJ @JST_ZC32S]

Usito tupu 🔥

[~ @till3005v]

“did you use ChatGPT to write that?” no sweetie, i used adult-level english literacy skills to write that

[SinCara♡ @dombwosque24823]

Basically, Ruto wants to use 1Trillion+ held by SACCOs to fund major development projects. Which are these projects? State lodges,stadiums,0.8KM badly done roads,yellow caps and t-shirts or renovation of well functional buildings?

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Go to your sacco and take the biggest loan you can , keep your account in constant negative .winter is here .

[Spider-Dunk @spidermanias]

This shit looks unbelievably good.

Like what the actual fuck

[ayo ？ @ayblaack]

when i mistakenly get a nice picture of me:

[𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙠 @whereisjackkk]

I love this stat mahn

[MudkipNerd @MudkipNerd_]

i would burn cities for an apple sized grape don't even fucking joke lad

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

I remember Jimi Wanjigi saying govt will come for your money in banks well looks like it might get there soon

[☔ @Whotfismick]

can't manipulate me by crying cause ima just look at you like this

[Limo @Limorio_]

When you are waiting to play a game of pool but there’s a guy anafunza dem kucheza, it’s been 40 minutes, game moja haijaisha, na ghasia zinachekeshana ufala.