A Man Has No Name

[LACEY @Lacey_xenon]

The officer looked at the footage.
Then at me.

Officer: “You're lucky the hotel has cameras.”

Me: “So I'm free to go?”
He nodded.

Officer: “Yes.”
I was almost out the door when the woman stopped me.

Woman: “Wait.”
I turned around.

Woman: “I'm sorry.”
Me: “It's okay.”

Woman: “No. It's not.”

She looked at the hotel manager.
Woman: “Because I was told this room was vacant too.”
Everyone went silent.

The manager slowly checked the computer again.
Then his face changed.

Manager: “That's impossible.”

Me: “What?”

He looked at both of us.

Manager: “You were both assigned room 814.”

The woman shook her head.
Woman: “Who assigned it to me?”
The manager checked the reservation.

Then he whispered:
“That's the problem.”
“Neither of you was supposed to have room 814.”

[A Man Has No Name @_nwanike]

@Elkrosmediahub And you had to bring this to our attention chief, what did we do to offend you?

[EkpeNkom @MfonEkpeNkom]

@Tutsy22 Who's the GOAT 🐐? Let's finish it here

[A Man Has No Name @_nwanike]

@Elkrosmediahub Dude woulda popped champagne and partied all night.

[A Man Has No Name @_nwanike]

@Wizarab10 Omo 200k no go bad

[A Man Has No Name @_nwanike]

@papshine_t Bros, who go fit help the family fastest with the least damage to the kids — that person suppose go. Forget "I’m the man". This na family project, no be ego contest. Sit with your wife, check money, kids’ needs, and visa reality. Then choose as a team.

[A Man Has No Name @_nwanike]

@official_QV @PaulTapfuma @MurapaG A lot

[A Man Has No Name @_nwanike]

@Kirikuu20 @PuntrrAi help with sportybet code

[A Man Has No Name @_nwanike]

@ahmedhalimah02 A king i stan

[A Man Has No Name @_nwanike]

@ThatCruiseMedic 220 in emene

[A Man Has No Name @_nwanike]

@winexviv @Sterling_Bankng,
Please list all your branches and locations.

[A Man Has No Name @_nwanike]

@Sami_incredibl Bro, I know, I know 😂😂😂 mine been calling me at crazy hours, asking me to teach her Tiktok now 🤣 You and your extra 100k! 😂😂 Guess you would be getting her an upgrade every 3 years now .

[A Man Has No Name @_nwanike]

Ego chike atokwaka🎶,
Woman no need to enter your spirit to collect money from you🎶

[A Man Has No Name @_nwanike]

@MrMekzy_ Plain noodles is the best

[A Man Has No Name @_nwanike]

@LegacySiu Federico Macheda

[A Man Has No Name @_nwanike]

@hiannaxd @KakiJunior1 HD3PTM

7/7 Edit

[A Man Has No Name @_nwanike]

Custard is processed yellow cornfusion
End.

[A Man Has No Name @_nwanike]

@Dammi_Esq Na lie, not my name

[A Man Has No Name @_nwanike]

@justmercy__

[A Man Has No Name @_nwanike]

@Kennoraaa I raise you Nwa Akpuda