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[KENYA GOSSIP HUB @kenyasgossips]

Drama unfolded after a nganya hit a private van while reversing, damaging its headlights and bumper.

The situation escalated when the van driver approached the matatu driver with an axe, leaving the passengers who had been hanging on the vehicle fleeing the scene.

Looks like the van driver has experienced rude Nganya before, for you to carry axe, something must have happened before.

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

“I meant to say one more term” Sotik MP Francis Sigei apologises for saying “One term” in front of President Ruto

[Raphael Kk @Raphh254]

MKU wameweka Chatgpt kwa speaker eti ni robot😂😂😂I'm sure mwenye anacontrol hii kitu ako hapo kando na pads

[AMIR @ufwmiry]

😂😂

[TC @TCAxiomX]

Her: babe be safe at work.

Us at work:

[🍒 @simzyiscute]

funniest gif i saw today 😭😂

[PRINCIPAL 🇺🇬 @_papawere]

🤣🤣🤣🙌

[𝕄𝕚𝕜𝕖. @fwboymike]

i can’t wait to post this video when i finally win:

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

Clean money will kill us 😂

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Sometimes we underappreciate Kenya. Nigeria is a whole different ballgame. Haha!

[Eng.Mwaniki⚒️⛓️⚡️ @Mwaniki7525]

If you have never been in this stage,you can't give me an advise😅😅

[✨ Janet 🇰🇪 @wanjiiru_ML]

"niite mutina tena"😂😂😂😂

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Sijasema utume send money nimesema uweke kwa pochi

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

Stranded astronauts thinking they successfully made it to one of the planets safely only to discover they have landed on the Gilgil-Nyahururu road.

[KIJANA WA ATWORI 🔸 @AtworiYa]

No campaign dance will ever beat this...

[Ernest Nyakundi 🇰🇪 @ernest_nyakundi]

Ever wondered why some people own multiple properties…

…but are still broke?

This is how it happens.

A client was about to take a KSh 35M loan to build rental units.

On paper, it looked perfect.

Then we did the math.

A thread 🧵

[Rodgers Kipembe Mpuru @RodgersKipembe]

KCSE 2015 Engineering graduates have started delivering projects.

[Ignatius @ignyharaz2]

Hatujakataaa pesa ni zako lakini ndungu yangu tuwache uzembe na madoido kazini

[Joy Car hire @JCarhire]

That moment when you get two quotations for the same job
1. Professional quotation:
✔️ Site visit
✔️ Structural integrity
✔️ Engineering drawings
✔️ Timeline
✔️ Safety standards
Quotation: KES 450,000

2. Njoroge’s quotation:
“Boss relax…Hii kazi ni rahisi sana na machine zote za kazi niko nazo.”
Then he pulls up with this machine
No drawings.
No helmets.
No fear.

Just vibes, faith, and a Toyota vitz that has seen things.
And you’ll still ask:
“Uko sure itaweza?”
Njoroge: “Trust me bro.”

Cheap is expensive but confidence is always free.
Anyway if you want a normal car, not one that looks ready to dig a foundation by itself.
🚗 Car hire available — short & long term
📞 0723 630 231 | 0793 373 705