KALAHARI

//welcome to my world of random thoughts,,,

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

Women talking about cheating back when their men cheat is so hilarious like,threatening to give away the same trash pussy that can't make your man faithful?

[Xylo® @deri_regen]

Keja,dinga na dame hawezi dinywa dinywa

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Siet! Buana You can tell these ones are from old money by their simplicity.

No piercings,No Tattoos, No cleavage, No braces.

Apa aki sasa naweza adhirika mbaya sana. Huyu mkubwa nikipita nayeye hakuna ata haja ya kuoga,anaoga kwa nini na niko na ulimi. Jioni akitoka kazi anapata nimekunywa maji kama litre nne,anatoa nguo anapanda kitanda. Nalamba yeye kama ndama 2 hours. Kisa napaka yeye valon,kazini wanamuuliza whats your skin care routine? Anawaambia its my husband

Eve maina you’re the only reason I am working hard,nataka by the time unanipenda nikue nimehama kasarani,huku wanadungana visu. Its unsafe for you bebi

Hapo runda kwenu tuko karibu kukuja na basi ya chepalang’u secondary,tumekujia msichana

I dont deserve you,for now

[CODE 14 😜🔥 @newto_code_14]

Siet!! Ni mimi nikona funguo za church 😂😱

[KOT Socha 🇰🇪 @Kotsocha_ke]

Uber ama bolt inafaa kuintroduce a certain fee yenye mtu akicancel ride anakuwa deducted,,Rider anakuja 2 kilometres away alafu client anacancel rider akifika.

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

George Natembeya: Rais ni Sifuna, na Gavana wa Meru ni Kawira Mwangaza. Umaskini, ufisadi, ukabila, UDA, Ruto...

Crowd: Tawe!

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Sifuna anamove crowds Na hakuna pesa anapeana. Yeye ndo anapewa.

Mwengine lazima Basi za yellow zijae Kwanza ndo afike Na uongo.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

The litmus test to show how well you’re doing or not doing financially is by using the church theory. Kama unajua penya unaishi kuna zaidi ya kanisa nne,at a radius of 1km sorrounding you,wewe jua niwewe ulikua unajengewa affordable housing kabla mabwenyenye wanyakue. You are the poors

Kama unajua kanisa huwa unaenda huwa mnaspeak in tongues,na kweli kwa kichwa yako unajiambia mungu anaskia iyo upuzi unaongea,na ata wewe hujui unasema nini,forget about ever driving a car worth more than 250 sausand. Itakua ngumu sana

Kama unajua ile kanisa huwa huwa mnaenda,mkimaliza kuimba huwa mnasema “123 jesus!” ,sasa wewe ujue ata uyuko block,wewe uko kwa mitaro,ile tunaita trenches. Hiyo kanisa yenu ningumu upate mtu ako na gari isipokua pastor. This is the headquarters of poverty.

Bwana religion is the opium of masses. The deeper holiness,the deeper the poverty

[KALAHARI @_nzyimi]

@RoseKe254 😂😂😂😂😂

[Rose•Flower🇰🇪 @RoseKe254]

Sasa kuna hii simu inaitwa Redmi😢, nirudishieni Infinix yangu tu. I am now explaining a phone call I didn't receive. Phone rings, I look at the screen, giza tu – no name, no picture, nothing. Kazi ni kuvibrate kama Kanini😔, bro this phone doesn't do caller ID.

[@Toby @Tobiwty]

95% of bachelorette parties the bride & her friends ends up getting fucked.
Just can’t unsee what I saw last night.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

If Kevin received the money, show the transfer into his account and the matter ends. Until then, producing proof that money reached a federation while avoiding proof that it reached the athlete only raises more questions.

A government that has spent years governing through propaganda is now under siege from something much simpler…….receipts

[Daniel Njaga @dnjaga1]

Could it be that, all along, Raila was just a government mole in opposition...... wasting our time and political emotions for nothing.....

[BITCOIN CHIEF (AKA OMA JI EGO) @gaiuschibueze]

Always talk to people like you’re being recorded.

[lobistars🇳🇬 @john322226]

Why Wizkid delete this tweet ??

[47 @youshouldfw47]

I love being lied to it makes me do evil shit without remorse

[DismasWaTabu @DismasWaTabu]

Akijibiwa na style anajibu watu asianze kulia na kuabduct watu.

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

"Luck happens when preparation meets opportunity." The other one was, "Never confuse activity with progress."

[yuyu 🎬 @yunjinsyuuuz]

Yall ever remember a vagina is actually an open organ on ur body

[Bois @wee_boiss]

Huyo msichana wa Kanyari is most likely to unite us soon,we just wait💯