dale earnhardt esq.

24 / gay for my wife

[dale earnhardt esq. @_oatmillf]

Men be like “that was never my intention” lmao

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[jackass @jackassworld]

hello, i'm johnny knoxville and welcome to jackass at the west hollywood pride parade!

[Jen Rice @jen_rice_]

I am obsessed with this finalist in this year's Michigan “I voted” sticker design contest

[emily @getalongemily]

Thinking about when my dad tried to take a passport photo but accidentally pressed the muppet button

[chrißy @chribdotnet]

hey can we slow down

[Eaaaw @Eaaaw]

Happy Pride y'all 🏳️‍🌈

[Michael Burns @michaeloburns]

if one of you puts this man's weird little penis on my timeline i will come to your house and spray paint your body green

[onion person @CantEverDie]

we used to call this “making a joke”

[Katya @katya_zamo]

I still miss the days when posting on this app felt like shouting into an empty well instead of throwing a fist full of dried cat shit into the broken window of a vacant crack house

[VEsper (extremely cool) @poundvision]

help i just realized them taking one off in the background as he gets back up 💀

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

needed this

[1dontknows @1dontknows]

losing myself in my art

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

"If a bullet should enter my brain, let that bullet destroy every closet door,"

[Little Bubby Child @lilbubbychild]

this young man has been waiting in the wings

[dale earnhardt esq. @_oatmillf]

@JRobFreedom @RichardvReeves @FriedrichHayek @PedroANoguera @ProfBoutakidis @TheAAPSS Hey man that’s called Everything All The Time

[mel @melflower_art]

coming out of an abortion clinic and throwing this at protesters

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

Les bénéfices :

[Haydn, 🇵🇸 @bilbosfootcomb]

What if the pope told you to love your neighbor as yourself and care for the poor

[dale earnhardt esq. @_oatmillf]

I think cruises would have less poop related issues if each company only had one boat at sea at a time. Make the ticket price exorbitantly expensive. I don’t care. I just think there would be less bodily fluid and disease related emergencies

[eve @farrckh]

the concept of drake releasing 3 albums at once and immediately getting dethroned by someone who’s been dead for 17 years