✧༺ 𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪༻∞

🪐🦢🫧🏹🧸🕯️

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

deepening my bond with you over a bag of these

[✧༺ 𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪༻∞ @_oceanfl1rt]

Got a pedicure and went feral on some crab legs and drank lots of wine and I love my friends I’m so rich in life

[✧༺ 𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪༻∞ @_oceanfl1rt]

Bf asked what the plural for mouse was and I confidently said “meese”

[✧༺ 𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪༻∞ @_oceanfl1rt]

Drinking coffee just to sit on the couch

[✧༺ 𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪༻∞ @_oceanfl1rt]

D*pression funk is awesome bc it makes me do the opposite like take multiple showers a day and like deep clean my room

[✧༺ 𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪༻∞ @_oceanfl1rt]

The beast has been awakened (the internal and violently Caucasian urge to fuck up a pot pie)

[✧༺ 𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪༻∞ @_oceanfl1rt]

V*ncent G*llo I will feed your head to the hounds

[✧༺ 𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪༻∞ @_oceanfl1rt]

True love will find🫪🫪🫪🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🚬🚬 you in the end!!!!!!!
This is a promise with a catch!!!!!!!!! Only if you're 😒😒🤐🙃🙄looking can it find you
'Cause true love is searching too🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫

[✧༺ 𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪༻∞ @_oceanfl1rt]

The adrenaline rush I get when I buy something on depop that’s $5 + free shipping is equivalent to the feeling of skydiving probably

[✧༺ 𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪༻∞ @_oceanfl1rt]

No because what do you mean I was 11 years old 20 years ago

[g. @redfourd]

You don’t see this too much anymore

[✧༺ 𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪༻∞ @_oceanfl1rt]

I love Sam Raimi and his weird obsession with throw up

[꧁꧂ @eat5G]

Love can be the best thing in the world

[✧༺ 𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪༻∞ @_oceanfl1rt]

Had a dream I thought I was playing GTA but I was also a hamster (?) and I got so high off of like cheese or something and decided to hop in my car but i kept missing all the red lights and smashed into a pole and decided to die via su*c*de by cop

[✧༺ 𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪༻∞ @_oceanfl1rt]

Was trying to fall asleep to YouTube videos and then my algorithm started playing audio of Bigfoot howling <\3

[✧༺ 𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪༻∞ @_oceanfl1rt]

The worms in my brain are telling me to make Ossobucco today so let’s get to it theydies!

[✧༺ 𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪༻∞ @_oceanfl1rt]

Be cunning an full of tricks and your heart shall never be destroyed

[sophia of hangover @aethelfleds]

When I'm the son and heir of nothing in particular

[✧༺ 𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪༻∞ @_oceanfl1rt]

I may not know a lot, and I may not suspect much, but I do be Noticing ™