todd

always pro-spaghetti

[Nude Gunray @Nude_Gunray]

When you finish pissing in the alleyway on a drunken night out:

[todd @_odd_____man_2]

@emmaluvcherries

[todd @_odd_____man_2]

@emmaluvcherries

[Kazeem Famuyide 🇳🇬 🍎 @Kazeem]

I’m sorry, this is hard af lol

[Sopranos Central @orange_peelbeef]

5 tickets for Toy Story 5 please

[J-L Cauvin @JLCauvin]

Wu Tang Clan > Ku Klux Klan

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The “HOT DOGS” from the Vendor into a Seiya Suzuki moonshot…

Baseball Romance.

[todd @_odd_____man_2]

@AdamKinzinger Can’t even say USA with any rhythm 😅

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

watching my doordasher take a pic of my food

[emma @emma_____weaver]

Is he suggesting we… Immigrate to a different country in search for a better life?????

[todd @_odd_____man_2]

@megantheevalium 🔥🖤

[todd @_odd_____man_2]

@MelissaOng69420

[The Second City @TheSecondCity]

Agreed 🙌🥹

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

BREAKING: @GuyFieri has been re-elected Mayor of Flavortown.

[The Mellon Heads - LOTR Podcast @mellon_heads]

Check this out!

Credit: @fourhourtarget

[todd @_odd_____man_2]

@mellon_heads

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off https://t.co/H3orzHO7ix

[todd @_odd_____man_2]

@ChristnNitemare I’m a Pickle, I’m Pickle Christ!

[todd @_odd_____man_2]

@MJMcKean Beauty and the Priest