Working Class Wolf

If you're reading this, you are now an engineer with field experience. Because I'm a train wreck.

[Working Class Wolf @_odlanyeR]

Horror nights tickets are $83? I’ll scare the shit outta you for free

[FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud]

When some crows unintentionally come together to form a group, that's called a manslaughter.

[mark normand @marknorm]

I constantly have to remind myself that waking up without a hangover is not an accomplishment

[Bill Burr @billburr]

Nothing worse than when a 6 acts like a 10.

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

struggling to hold 17 items at the grocery store because baskets are for gatherers and i was born a hunter

[Working Class Wolf @_odlanyeR]

I miss having grammar nazis online instead of regular nazis

[Working Class Wolf @_odlanyeR]

@Angelic_Kaiser You good bby?

[Working Class Wolf @_odlanyeR]

Drunk and high watching the Winter Olympics. Really embracing my 30s

[Working Class Wolf @_odlanyeR]

@JackSlackMMA He knocked him the fuck out, Jack

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

😭😭😭

[Working Class Wolf @_odlanyeR]

How is there a lightning delay for the Chargers? The logo is a bolt
That's home field advantage, baby

[Working Class Wolf @_odlanyeR]

If you reply with an emoji and then ask in person why I didn’t reply, kindly go fuck yourself

[Working Class Wolf @_odlanyeR]

The middle of this country saw that the vaccine was half administered and started acting like we won’t mutate this bitch into the T virus

[Working Class Wolf @_odlanyeR]

@GroseraGirl Can you post thirsty DMs alongside dope ass quick recipes? Two of my favorite pastimes wrapped into one lol

[Working Class Wolf @_odlanyeR]

Raw pussy has toppled empires

[Working Class Wolf @_odlanyeR]

After the first 150, maybe 250 Pokémon, I just stopped trying to learn names and describe them as what they are. “Angry rabbit” “Roided up penguin” “bear with gay guy bunny ears”

[Working Class Wolf @_odlanyeR]

When you tell her you home and she asks “let me see” in a message, have a dick pic ready. Throw that bitch off her game

[Working Class Wolf @_odlanyeR]

If you sang the “Rain Rain, Go Away” song as a child, you can be legally prosecuted for forest fires.

[The Information Pimp @BirdRespecter]

Been editing Ho Chi Minh quotes over pics of Reagan and spreading them in boomer spaces instead of working today 🤷‍♂️