Taylor Burnett

Late 20s
Graduated twice
I married Superman
I've seen Clear Waters
I'm not easy to get along with,
but you'll love me if you try

[Samuel J Comroe @SamuelJComroe]

Dude after tonights show said “I unfollowed you on Instagram a few months ago because you said something that offended me but after tonight I’m gonna follow you again.” Bro if you’re reading this...unfollow me again. You aint loyal. I don���t have time for your flippy floppy shit.

[Taylor Burnett @_officiallytate]

Stay loyal through the growth 💥💯 #bestcomedian #lovetolaugh #favorite

[Samuel J Comroe @SamuelJComroe]

Dude after tonights show said “I unfollowed you on Instagram a few months ago because you said something that offended me but after tonight I’m gonna follow you again.” Bro if you’re reading this...unfollow me again. You aint loyal. I don’t have time for your flippy floppy shit.

[Taylor Burnett @_officiallytate]

@VickiBarbolak @punchlinephilly do you plan to visit nc?? would LOVE to see you! #bestcomedian #lovetolaugh #trailernasty

[Taylor Burnett @_officiallytate]

@Ron_White Mr. White, you're the only comedian I've seen live that I wasn't able to ask my favorite question. Entertain me, who's your favorite comedian?!
#bestcomedian #lovetolaugh

[Taylor Burnett @_officiallytate]

@HugeBigShot this is awesome, never heard the name, time to comeducate myself :) thanks!!!

[Taylor Burnett @_officiallytate]

@HugeBigShot I don't use Twitter a lot, but when I do, it's to twat you about how amazing your show on the Enchantment of the Seas was this past week! You're an amazing comedian, I cannot wait to see you again!! twat me back!! :p <3 #bestcomedian #lovetolaugh #hatetwitter

[Samuel J Comroe @SamuelJComroe]

Every time I’ve been to the vet it’s $150 minimum. I’m just gonna give my dog chicken noodle soup from now on.

[Taylor Burnett @_officiallytate]

life made people, life made <3 #lovetolaugh #comedyguru #worldsfinest

[Greg 'Vac' Vaccariello @HugeBigShot]

@_officiallytate I'm going to retwat this! And thank you for the comments. Much appreciated!

[Taylor Burnett @_officiallytate]

<3 #best #lovetolaugh

[Samuel J Comroe @SamuelJComroe]

4 for 4 standing ovations. One more to go! Thank you Erie, PA. It’s been a super fun weekend. I appreciate the love! Providence, Rhode Island next weekend! https://t.co/1ouFf76Thf

[Taylor Burnett @_officiallytate]

@SamuelJComroe doesn't surprise me at all, you're the fucking best there is! <3

[Taylor Burnett @_officiallytate]

.@ReidUmstattd

Completely do not understand why you're not in the finals. This is just crap. Crap. Crap. Omg :'(

[Taylor Burnett @_officiallytate]

If you have to skip three battles. You have too many contestants. Ain't no fun if we can't watch it.💯 #TheVoice

[Taylor Burnett @_officiallytate]

I'm waiting on you buddy!!! #TheVoice.@ReidUmstattd

[Taylor Burnett @_officiallytate]

I'm just very disappointed you let Kayla go last night. Wow #TheVoice

[The Voice @NBCTheVoice]

RETWEET TO #VoiceSaveAdam

[Rue Elliott @tammierue]

#AdamRedDuet
This is a record deal waiting to happen! What a performance. These men need to sing together all the time!

[Taylor Burnett @_officiallytate]

You made the wrong decision America. You meant to vote for Adam. :'( #TheVoice

[The Voice @NBCTheVoice]

.@adam_cunningham is performing “Here’s A Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares)“ by @Travistritt for tonight’s Last Chance performance. #VoiceResults

[Maroon 5 @maroon5]

RT now to #VoiceSaveAdam