rylee

[rylee @_ohRylee]

got my 1.5 year old in the backseat saying "fuck everyone"

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I swear the air gets heavier around 6pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

[rylee @_ohRylee]

god. miley cyrus is such a bad bitch

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

Who fucking closed last night?

[blanc @dqveed]

my coworkers be giving it their all & i be on instagram

[Suzy Exposito @HexPositive]

Doing a full-body shave for the Benito Bowl

[ً @cryst6ls]

lord take my pain away and give it to nicki minaj

[altheboss @AlTheBoss03]

Leaving the DMV with no ID because I forgot to bring my umbilical cord & the Declaration of Independence.

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

QB1 🫡 @AaronRodgers12

[happy halleahween 🎃 @nouisyorkk]

i hope this email blows your head smoove off

[g @34rths]

I'm at work Does anyone feel bad for me

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

One more sleep ⏳

[Leako-Lin-Skii @linkonic_]

My daughter going be mad as hell when I name her Chris Boswell Jr

[lil bump stock (FIRE RYAN DAY) @m_booker1]

i just know he spent so much time in ISS in middle school

[$ @Hnzdz]

I wish coworkers would fight in the bathrooms like in middle school

[kanoa @heelbitee]

accidentally became important at work n its ruining my life

[thaifaggot @thaifaggot]

going to the bathroom at 3am using a middle school classmate’s linkedin profile as a flashlight