Joey

[Joey @_ohjoey]

Nothing like an ASOS order where everything looks like pure shite on you to completely plummet ya self esteem 🙃😂😂😂😂

[Joey @_ohjoey]

I can’t even put in to words how seething I am that I FaceTimed dan from all the way upstairs, to say to put the pizza in and he fell asleep instead and now I’m starvo 😭😭😭

[Joey @_ohjoey]

The NHS is abso shagged boiz. Dan is in a physical queue of around 30/40 ppl in the hopes he’ll be lucky enough to get an appointment. SHAGGED, I SAY.

[Joey @_ohjoey]

Why do I think an asos order is better than therapy?

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

Thank you @Spotify! https://t.co/wtXyJwraRI

[Joey @_ohjoey]

Stop posting pics of your ugly lookin’ Christmas dinners 🤢

[Joey @_ohjoey]

@KieranPryor Can confirm

[Sacha Coward @sacha_coward]

Most traumatising scene from a 'children's' film, I'll go first.

[Joey @_ohjoey]

Did anyone else sing When I’m Sixty Four by the Beatles as a hymn in assembly at primary school? Or did my school just really think THAT highly of the Beatles?😂😂😂

[dan @dan_phil]

The 1975 can do no wrong I don’t care what you think and you cannot change my mind

[Joey @_ohjoey]

I’ve just seen the makeup revolution GoT, Beetlejuice & Simpsons collections and I need it all… now.

[Joey @_ohjoey]

Someone, quick, talk me out of bleaching my hair😭😭😭😭

[Joey @_ohjoey]

@rhys_llewelyn I saw this yesterday, forgot to reply, so sought it out again now just to tell you: you are wrong 🙂

[Joey @_ohjoey]

The place I go to get new tyres fits the tyres for you when you’re in the car and it’s the most awkward experience

[Joey @_ohjoey]

Rlly wanna stretch my ear lobes but I’m a massive wimp😭

[phoebe 🧝🏼‍♀️ @APERTURESIVAN]

harry babe there’s a cost of living crisis

[Joey @_ohjoey]

Working full time, trying to do fun things to entertain ya child on days off, housework, making time for family & friends whilst also pursuing hobbies is fkin KNACKERING. One of them has to fall by the wayside and it’s housework, every time👌🏻

[Joey @_ohjoey]

@dan_phil Sorry, do I know you?🙄

[dave ainsworth @daveainsworth63]

You can never underestimate the power of good friends.