Engineer

Civil Engineer.

[Arap Chemangira @Kipletingmaina]

She was my FIFA world Cup but I was a somali referee

[Owichezzz @PiocheBrio]

Prime world cup days we had an octopus predicting games

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

👏👏👏

[Real Madrid C.F. 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @realmadriden]

👋 Welcome, Mourinho 👋

[Dr Boni Khalwale, MD, CBS @DrBKhalwale]

Absolutely nothing.

[Lilian Lenana @wakilimstaafu]

All I’m saying is, a caring and considerate partner doesn’t let you find them cheating

[Capretta🐐 @Elkanah_107]

There are two other guys in the kitchen cooking indomie,they will eat half before they call the rest

[Engineer @_oiraa]

@MissRiaga @jeryynotom

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When I'm ordering food for bro and he starts using PHILANTHROPIC CONJUNCTIONS such as "and"

[kordell @lledrook]

free bro ngl after 17 years they just gotta give that nigga one

[Malvin @ManOfFocus_]

You're a man. 97% of your stress should be about money or job, not about who is not talking to you.

[gids @gidikariuki]

You have to give it to hoes mahn

They love like it’s their very first time.

[Kijana ya PresidenT™️ @Mirema_world]

Mpesa inaingia safaricom wananitext offer zao...buana hii pesa ni ya pombe sitaki credo mimi

[T ☪︎ @Prince__Talal]

Look what the US has done…

making us agree with an Arsenal fan

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Full parade to welcome Madam President. Welcome to @LindaMwananchi_ @FaithOdhiambo8 !

[skywalker saint-germain.🇫🇷🇵🇹🇧🇷 🅴 @ntmgfrvr]

the old geezer is also called cristiano ronaldo?😂

[Lydia Owuor @itslydiaowuor]

“I’ve never wanted to be put on a pedestal because it worries me that if you’re put up so high, the only other thing you can do is fall.” ~ Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

[. @Dboysback65]

My dreams really just be letting anybody in, lmao like why is this bitch here fr 😭

[kb🇵🇹🇧🇷🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @itskbinnit]

because he is.

[jacob juma @kabetes]

Are Kenyans aware that @HonAdenDuale ran mad while he was in primary school? Duale is a mad man. The man needs to be in Mathare Mental hosp.