BoredGenius

Matumbo connoisseur | A lie is a great story ruined by the truth

[jacob juma @kabetes]

If you want to know where corruption exists in gov't, just check what William Ruto defends. Remember when he said 'laymen' on Eurobond!!

[Stephen Mutoro @smutoro]

PAIN OF WILLIAM RUTO AS KENYA’S MOST EXPENSIVE AND AIRBORNE PRESIDENT!
🟢 Ruto has made 62 visits to 38 countries in his first 20 months in office, spending half of June outside Kenya
🟢 Chartered luxury private jets cost between Sh1.1M–Sh1.7M per flight hour, translating to hundreds of millions per trip
🟢 The govt spent Sh10.8B on foreign travel in just 9months of FY-2024/25
🟢 Sh3.13B went to foreign travel; Sh7.74B on domestic travel

🟢 Current Travel Itinerary (June 2026)
🫆June 3–5: South Africa (bilateral talks with Ramaphosa)
🫆June 10–11: Finland (diplomatic tour)
🫆June 12–17: France (G7 Summit, Évian-les-Bains)
🫆Belgium also scheduled (bilateral meeting with King Philippe)

🟢 Government Defence
🫆Treasury CS John Mbadi argues eliminating the entire foreign travel budget would save only Sh8.5B — “too small to make a meaningful fiscal difference”
🫆Parliament’s own travel costs (Sh3B) dwarf the Executive’s foreign affairs allocation (Sh2.9B)

🟢 Critics & Pressure
🫆Analysts say cutting travel could yield over Sh150B in the next financial year
🫆Savings could be redirected to agriculture, health, education, and job creation
🫆Foreign trips have not yielded visible, tangible economic benefits for ordinary Kenyans
🫆Travel continues even as Kenyans protest high fuel prices and Finance Bill 2026

[BoredGenius @_ojow]

@Olympics cancelled the event and allocated to another country
This country is to hostile

[Sulaiman Ahmed @ShaykhSulaiman]

BREAKING: US BANS IRANIAN NATIONAL FOOTBALL TEAM FROM STAYING ON ITS TERRITORY BEFORE OR AFTER A WORLD CUP MATCH

[Writer | Climber | Mother of Dragons | Kas Ka Gan @Wordslinger__]

1. Why did a Kisii woman give her child this name?
2. This child is ideally only 3 and a half? In which school is this bullying allowed on a new kid in Reception Class?
3. Why did NTV reference Wandeto and the tattoo when Police said her brutal attack had nothing to do with it?

[BoredGenius @_ojow]

@KTNNewsKE Reckless reporting.

[Aziz @aziz_zgigi]

Read this very carefully, especially the people who were very loud with Qatar criticism but are quiet now about the US

[Mbabz @Kalasinga_]

I have never understood the logic that goes into telling people to delete the videos while his kids are always posting them on Tiktok.

[BoredGenius @_ojow]

@TreasonousBabe This is not even an excuse

[BoredGenius @_ojow]

After this worldcup @FIFAcom @FIFAWorldCup & Gianni Infantino
Will do a PR to ask the world for forgiveness

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| JUST IN: Iraq's Aymen Hussein was held for 𝟕 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒 by US authorities upon arrival in Chicago with the national squad for the FIFA World Cup. 😳🇮🇶

He was the only one that was held up by the authorities for the interrogation.

[@lequipe]

[jacob juma @kabetes]

This boy Sakaja will end up so badly. Let him ask Dennis Itumbi. He is behaving as a king's spoilt son as he displays primitive ignorance.

[BoredGenius @_ojow]

@DismasWaTabu Sasa pia wewe una sema nini
If all you are doing is Verbatim

[The Lamborghini @Highest_Favor]

Btw why don’t Kenyans speak up when matatus and other people are acting with impunity?
We’re mad at the politicians but where do you think they learned that their behavior is acceptable in our society?

[BoredGenius @_ojow]

This is not progress
Punitive fines n its ruto family behind it to extort Kenyans

[Mugambi Nandi @MugambiNandi]

Courts sometimes stand in the way of progress. Unless there’s a perspective I am missing, I thought this was a good thing?

[BoredGenius @_ojow]

Slave trader @DrAlfredMutua is back

[Alinur Mohamed @AlinurMohamed_]

How many can afford to pay that?

[BoredGenius @_ojow]

@martinez_j7902 The real cowards are the ones watching

[Dennis Kioko - KeNHA Unmarked Bumps Hitter @denniskioko]

News in the same day:

A student was being sexually molested by several adult men in Murang'a

A student was thrown off a moving matatu to his death

Kenyan adults: You know we have to oppress kids in school for their own good, otherwise they will be distracted

[Bushman™ @Obi_kenya001]

Hapa CIA wamecheza kama ile kesi ya waiganjo, the real culprits walishikisha huyu msee handball. They brought him in and made him the face of the program just in case this time came.

[BoredGenius @_ojow]

@baroswahjr 😂 😂

[BoredGenius @_ojow]

@C139999 Religion is for the poor

[99% Johnny Graz @jvgraz]

Less than one gram of rabies virus is enough to kill every human on the planet.

This is how all parasites operate.