Just lock your first 20M somewhere, no buy anything and continue living with your mom. You no go even need lie say you poor, cause you still poor as you no fit access am lmaoo.
I don dey laugh for like 2 mins now. Imagine asking someone for their handle and they say CleanYourNyash. You go burst laugh say this one na werey oh, know say una go be best friends lmaooo.