Ashley Spinelli

Limping around here

[Diana Thirst @rlycalm]

Most don’t connect these dots, but Charlie Kirk LOVED burgers, and was gluten free. Meaning he couldn’t eat bread, and ordered them without buns. So when you see his burger tweets, that was literally Charlie driving around inhaling plain ground beef patties like meat cookies.

[CBS Sports Golazo ⚽️ @CBSSportsGolazo]

This Chelsea fan flew all the way from Kenya to Budapest to HATE WATCH Arsenal in the UCL final 😭

Pre-match coverage of the UCL Final live from Budapest starts 10am ET streaming free on CBS Sports Golazo Network, and continues 11am on CBS, or catch it all on @paramountplus 📺

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Players with more Premier League goals than Bukayo Saka:

Noah Okafor
Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall
Nick Woltemade
Jaidon Anthony
Thierno Barry
Ismaïla Sarr
Bruno Guimarães
Casemiro
Raúl Jimenez
Beto
Harry Wilson
Enzo Fernández
Zian Flemming
Richarlison
Danny Welbeck

Shameless MF 😭

[Super Frank @SuperFrankit]

Willian had 8 league goals in a PL winning Chelsea side and our fans treated him like he was stealing a living.

Saka scored 7 (S E V E N) and Arsenal fans are preparing the BallondOr campaign posters😭😭😭

[PND | Chelsea Media @PeterNotDrury]

Lukaku left Van Dijk & Konate for dead, to score for Chelsea in the 2022 FA Cup final.

VAR ruled it out incorrectly & Chelsea lost.

That was the day “LiVARpool” was born 😭

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Dominik Szoboszlai “My idol growing up was Steven Gerrard”

[Prequel Memes @rPrequelMemes]

Marco Rubio Preparing to Blockade a Critical Trade Route https://t.co/E7Pa4Zp9yN

[Futbol Chelsea @FutbolCheIsea]

Chelsea’s season record of conceding just 15 goals is now unbreakable. As we figured 😏

[Goals Side @goalsside]

🚨🚨| GOAL: JOAO PEDRO WITH THE EQUALISER!!!

Newcastle 2-2 Chelsea

https://t.co/hi2DSKefxh

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Chelsea are definitely better with 11 players on the pitch.

[✞ 🇵🇹 @CFCRaf2]

Enzo Maresca in 1 season has surpassed Arteta’s trophy cabinet in 7 seasons

[Tekkers Foot @tekkersfoot]

🚨🌎 GOAL | PSG 0-2 Chelsea | Cole Palmer

COLE PALMER DOUBLES THE LEAD FOR CHELSEA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://t.co/mAFsp561T1

[Tekkers Foot @tekkersfoot]

🚨🇪🇺 GOAL | Chelsea 1-0 Djurgarden | Dewsbury-Hall

DEWSBURY-HALL OPENS THE SCORING FOR CHELSEA!

https://t.co/Rf8DvR3Nt5

[Chaz Nuttycombe @ChazNuttycombe]

Never deleting TikTok man

[Stoolies Clubhouse 🏴‍☠️ @StooliesClub]

I love this show so much

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

BRONNY JAMES HITS THE THREE OVER JOKIC 🤯

Bronny is LOCKED IN 😤

[UEFA Europa League @EuropaLeague]

Eden Hazard in the 2019 final 🤩

@ChelseaFC | #UEL