Olivia Jamison

made of sarcasm and iced coffee

[Olivia Jamison @_oliveeee_]

I would bathe in cilantro

[Brad Henson Productions @BradHensonPro]

Remember when the Buffalo Bills and Tony Romo celebrated too early with the Chiefs still having 13 seconds on the clock? 😂

[Olivia Jamison @_oliveeee_]

My therapist really had the audacity to not invite me on her two week vacation. Rude.

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

BREAKING: Fox Sports has discovered that Super Bowl LVII was the most-watched of all time after all — averaging 115.1 million viewers.

Nielsen is issuing the new record number after a review revealed irregularities.

https://t.co/5opquro1Eo

[Common Girl 💅🏻 @girlhoodposts]

me: ew I hate country music

Carrie Underwood: I

me, standing on top of a table banging pots and pans together: DUG MY KEY INTO THE SIDE OF HIS PRETTY LITTLE SOUPED UP FOUR WHEEL DRIVE CARVED MY NAME INTO HIS LEATHER SEEEEEAAAAAATS

[Olivia Jamison @_oliveeee_]

I just had a 2nd grader tell me “do it for the plot”

[Olivia Jamison @_oliveeee_]

Sometimes I think about my dad watching Lizzo on stage and I realize I will never be as happy as I was in that moment again

[Olivia Jamison @_oliveeee_]

My boyfriend just said “You’re pretty, but really scary” thank you.

[Olivia Jamison @_oliveeee_]

My life coach and therapist are about to be working overtime with me

[JKuhn @h8rproof82]

#DUUUVAL Fans Itinerary for KC

Swope Park @ Night - Scenic View
Dickey’s - BBQ
Fazoli’s - Italian
Jack in the Box - Tacos
Papa Murphy’s - Pizza
Independence Center - Shopping
Sammy’s (KCK) - Post Game Drinks
Van Brunt BP - Cheapest Gas
I-70 American Motel - Best Value Hotel

[Olivia Jamison @_oliveeee_]

“I have may over parent-ed in the confidence area” -Jen

[NFL @NFL]

So this just happened? 😂

📺: #KCvsLV on ESPN/ABC
📱: Stream on NFL+ https://t.co/nMh7vXuCB4

[Arrowhead Live @ArrowheadLive]

Socials can be a nasty place at times, but it’s also capable of things like this. This gofundme for Hamlin’s charity was at $10k earlier. Donate if you can and show support, then say a prayer for Hamlin and his family.

#ChiefsKingdom | #BillsMafia https://t.co/9ZZQpVTt7g

[Olivia Jamison @_oliveeee_]

Suzy needs to stfu

[Olivia Jamison @_oliveeee_]

@xalixmarie Chili cheese popcorn and red wine A++

[Kane @KaneMarker]

How the NFL wants you to sack the quarterback https://t.co/TmfNnCQN6p

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon.

The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.

[Olivia Jamison @_oliveeee_]

My lexapro ain’t lexaproing

[Olivia Jamison @_oliveeee_]

I wish magic tree house had an adult series

[M. B. Zucker @MichaelZucker1]

Ike and the boys.

Happy birthday, @USArmy

[Olivia Jamison @_oliveeee_]

Everyone text Elise and tell her we need a kitten. Thx.