olivia coulter

moguls will prevail • she/her/hers

[olivia coulter @_olliecoult]

time to make everyone’s Christmas season again!!

[olivia coulter @_olliecoult]

Hoping to hear this comment again today at the game

[olivia coulter @_olliecoult]

Real thing a kid behind me at the Rockies game just said: “We’re winning! This is a once in a lifetime thing Kyle! The Rockies usually lose super bad!”

[out of context gilmore girls @ggsnocontext]

i smell snow ❄️

[olivia coulter @_olliecoult]

Basing the football teams that I like solely on the attractiveness of the quarterbacks

[olivia coulter @_olliecoult]

The best thing I have going in my life is that I still go to my pediatric dentist and she talks with us like we’re besties

[olivia coulter @_olliecoult]

convinced marvel got the idea for dr. strange and America falling through the multiverse from that one episode of SpongeBob where squidward falls through the fly of despair

[olivia coulter @_olliecoult]

@sarahitorres_98 girl I have like 11,000

[olivia coulter @_olliecoult]

I hope this same kid sits behind me at the game today

[olivia coulter @_olliecoult]

Real thing a kid behind me at the Rockies game just said: “We’re winning! This is a once in a lifetime thing Kyle! The Rockies usually lose super bad!”

[olivia coulter @_olliecoult]

I think my favorite part of being an adult is when I forget a credit card bill is due and then am penalized $35 for late fees

[v @missh8ter]

forced birth in a country with baby formula shortages and mass school shootings weekly you can’t make this up

[olivia coulter @_olliecoult]

USA “home of the free”?? Freedom for what??? For whom?? Y’all can absolutely ROT

[cristal @cristalramirezn]

BONNAROOOOO WE WERE FLYIN THANK YOU

[olivia coulter @_olliecoult]

might it be time to get a steamer so I can stop taking a flat iron to my clothes when they’re wrinkled??

[the aces @theacesofficial]

GIRLS MAKE WE WANNA DIE IS FINALLY OUT. This song is a reflection on young first love, especially young first gay love. As queer people, many of our first love stories are born in secrecy, sometimes unrequited and painful. We hope you love it 🤍

https://t.co/KvZ2uTnmYb

[olivia coulter @_olliecoult]

@thebandcamino don’t be cowards, pls play berenstein tonight im begging u

[olivia coulter @_olliecoult]

@thebandcamino help a girl out (!!!) and play berenstein tonight pls I’m begging

[olivia coulter @_olliecoult]

I just love that I get to be in physical pain literally everyday of my life

[olivia coulter @_olliecoult]

alright alright after much deliberation I feel that I can now admit that tom holland IS in fact hot

[olivia coulter @_olliecoult]

Zach: “Let’s see if Kylo-Ren is looking spicy in this game!”
Me: “As a Lego???”