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[King🇭🇹 @kuisineking]

Brazil gotta go back to get players from the Hood these millionaires can’t compete they too comfortable

[Káyọ̀dé Ògúndámisí 🇳🇬 @ogundamisi]

One law for Nasir El-Rufai, another for Lere Olayinka. In the end, it seems the law depends on having the right tribal marks.

[Feyi @gvofeyii]

No amount of low spending will save you

If the money isn’t constant, you’ll still go broke lmao

[City! @dolapocarter]

We actually don’t see those killed as our brothers and sisters that’s why we move on easily and it bothers me a lot.

There’s no sense of nationalism in this country

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

There was a time when a president praising Allah on Easter would upset Republicans.

[Arinze Odira @CaptainArinze]

If you have a heart attack in Banana Island, you are most likely not going to make it. 😔😢

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Do Americans have a plan to stop Trump or are they just going to let him end the world?

[Mo-mudi 🇳🇬 🇺🇸 @moemudi01]

Since 1999, you have been collecting rice and beans etc, yet things are not getting better. E never reach when you go wise?

[Olori🍒 @OloriOfOloris]

Recording people when speaking up against bad government is bad but recording people while sharing rice to them so they'll vote for your candidate is good. MMS.

[MEDUSA!👽🩷 @Prettdaisy]

I’m afraid we’re being outnumbered by the sheer number of foolish people in this country.

[Kelvin O johnson @_OKJ__]

The stupidity of Nigerian Cruise culture is also something that isn’t being talked about enough… joking with things that we should literally be shutting the whole country down for.

[wande @blaccmajek]

Developed countries dey
Developing countries dey

And this one na stopped developing country.

[Abdulqader Ghazi @mk_ghazii]

Immediately after Taraweeh, Imam said, "Let's make du'a for our brothers in Iran."
Now I have no problem with that. But niqqa, how bout your brothers in Kwara, Zamfara, Bauchi, Niger, etc? There's a war inside your living room, man. You don't see that?

[Ọmọtórera @theekookoorere]

The quality of people we platform in Nigeria is so concerning……

[City! @dolapocarter]

This is connected to the death of quality television in Nigeria.

Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, Gulder Ultimate Search, Superstory etc shows that rewarded intelligence, resilience and storytelling. They shaped a generation.

Now we’ve replaced them with skits that celebrate ignorance and degeneracy and we’re surprised at the kind of people we’re platforming and celebrating?

You consume garbage long enough, you start producing it fr

[Maryam Ado Sa’adu @Maaryam_Ado]

We may not have ambulances o but there are hundreds of campaign buses on our roads now. It is well!

[Kalu Aja @FinPlanKaluAja1]

The only institution on earth that accepts this trash below is INEC

WAEC won't
JAMB will not
No financial institution will
No hospital or pharmacy will
Police will detain you for this
No court of law upholds this
Customs will reject this on any cargo

But @inecnigeria accepts it

[Arinze Odira @CaptainArinze]

There are 5 wall clocks at the arrival terminal of M.M. International Aiport Lagos that should be showing the time in Lagos, Beijing, UAE, New York, and London. None of them is working. If you check, it is just a battery problem. None of the airport officials sees anything wrong with that.

It is a cultural thing, a poor culture of excellence.

[𝔫𝔣𝔵𝔪𝔶 @nfxmyy]

being nigerian is so embarrassing.

[Prof™ @OOlusore]

Dear Tony Elumelu @TonyOElumelu

Can I withdraw Money from my UBA Account with my Withdrawal Slip like this?