Halaal Engineer

Ghareeb Engineer to be.
Halaal Engineer, yet Half Engineer.
Lahori Lad.
Aquarius.
Love to make memories.

[Halaal Engineer @_omar_faruq]

@Danielkhan Kindly grant me leave for one day.
Your's obediently.
X,Y,Z.

[Halaal Engineer @_omar_faruq]

Hum Pakistani tou woh qoum hein jou Patient daikh kay Doctor aur Doctor daikh kay Patient ban jatay hein. Aehnu Disprin dawo koie masla ee naie. Doctor Sahib aey munnu vi daikhio BP low low lag riya way.

[Halaal Engineer @_omar_faruq]

Book of lies : Chapter 8
Yaar thorray paisay chahiyein. Mein tujhay jaldy wapis ker doon gaw.

[Halaal Engineer @_omar_faruq]

Book of lies : Chapter 8
Raastay main hoon bus. Nazar aaw raha hai tu.

[Halaal Engineer @_omar_faruq]

Book of lies : Chapter 8
Yaar woh meri Bhabi jaisi hai.

[Halaal Engineer @_omar_faruq]

Book of lies : Chapter 8
Pehli daffa relation main hoon naw tou is liyye ziyada pata nahi.

[Halaal Engineer @_omar_faruq]

@Danielkhan Being Ghareeb Engineer. Not messing in fu**ing friendship.

[Halaal Engineer @_omar_faruq]

@arobakhanghouri @meanbelle @MuzamilSheikhh @Danielkhan You nailed it. 😂😂😂😂

[Halaal Engineer @_omar_faruq]

@arobakhanghouri @meanbelle @MuzamilSheikhh @Danielkhan Dil kou dil say raah hoti hai. Mujhay aap bhi apni he Kashti ki musaafir lagti hein.

[Halaal Engineer @_omar_faruq]

@meanbelle @arobakhanghouri @MuzamilSheikhh @Danielkhan O sorry I got wrong you. Even GF means Ghalat Fehmi to me instead of girlfriend. So is liyye meri situation kou samjhein.

[Halaal Engineer @_omar_faruq]

@arobakhanghouri @meanbelle @MuzamilSheikhh Utha lay ray Baba hum kou. @Danielkhan aik larrkay kay liyye 2 Kanniya aapis main jagarr rahi hein.

[Halaal Engineer @_omar_faruq]

@PsychHello @MuzamilSheikhh Bibi logon kay liyye tou GF for girlfried hoti hai. Humaray liyye tou GF bhi ghalat fehmi hoti hai.
#BeingGhareebEngineer

[Halaal Engineer @_omar_faruq]

People: Breakup hurts the most.
Me: Kabhi kisi code kou compile ker kay error aaya hai?

[Halaal Engineer @_omar_faruq]

Rouk dou mera Janaza kay mujh main jaan aaw gaie hai.
Woh daikho saamnay Chaaye ki dukaan aaw gaie hai.

[Halaal Engineer @_omar_faruq]

Kids: Daily revise their syllabus.
Adults: Revise on every weekend.
Legends: A night before exams, "Abhi sotay hein subah daikhi jaye gi".

[Halaal Engineer @_omar_faruq]

Pakistani Men don't deserve Pakistani Women. I mean look at you guys. You are third sexiest men in the world not created for them.

[Halaal Engineer @_omar_faruq]

When you order some eatables to university cafe and at the sudden you look at your friends.

[Halaal Engineer @_omar_faruq]

Relatives: Aur Baita sub theek?
Me: Cancer ho gaya hai. Margarine ki symptoms bhi show ho rahi hein.
Relatives: Tum sahi enjoy ker rahay ho.

[Halaal Engineer @_omar_faruq]

Buying something from university cafe.
Friends:

[Halaal Engineer @_omar_faruq]

Friend: Chal yaar aaj mein treat daita hoon.
Me: