whimsedocles

if I start EmoPosting again i need you to 51/50 me. It's real
Bean out. 😞

[whimsedocles @_onmyputer]

i pay a monthly fee for the honor of overdosing on yaoi cocaine on a regular basis

[mariana @freckleddjh]

méxico vs danifil

[jame @kloogans]

"this made me spit out my coffee" no it didn't. you didn't spit anything out. one spit of coffee is worth like 3 dollars now. you're lying. you know who else lies? benjamin netanyahu

[Gilgamesh @MichiganSwordd]

My sexual fantasy is doing everything right the first time and never being racked with guilt or regret

[ً @cryst6ls]

i bet it feels good as FUCK to be mexican rn

[whimsedocles @_onmyputer]

@Leaf_dnp I remember watching their one minecraft video that shit was honest to god ragebajt

[whimsedocles @_onmyputer]

@chasedbywasps Liking this knowing it’s gonna put those sad children back on my tl again,,,

[whimsedocles @_onmyputer]

Nonbinary in distress

[slothy @slothy_420]

taco bell oughta help

[angele @yaoiangele]

i would join a cult if they were nice and welcoming to me

[whimsedocles @_onmyputer]

@slothy_420 With this mentality you will never understand women

[eve @csiirac]

hey asshole mom said its my turn with the family suicide revolver

[fast, elegant, & brittle 🗡️ MCR SEATTLE @deficitbrains]

happy i love to watch people throw up day

[pigeon @pigeonisperfect]

coo

[pigeon @pigeonisperfect]

coo

[bort @tacobort]

Oh my godddd I’m jerking my fruiting body oh my god I’m gonna spore

[whimsedocles @_onmyputer]

Batman rabies moment,,,, is that anything? or would it be manbat rabies moment except idk shit about manbat uhmmm

[schizophrenic bat 🦇 @mtftk9]

batman smoking bat-weed out of his bat-bong in his bat-boxers

[ian @itsianraymond]

this weekend was so bagel… #Everything

[Nate Kris @Nate_Kris_]

Harv🎭

[schizophrenic bat 🦇 @mtftk9]

the LGBT community has NOT forgiven The Joker
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[whimsedocles @_onmyputer]

@Sea_bug990 Get on prozac where a genuine side effect is an increase in suicidal ideation

[whimsedocles @_onmyputer]

Every night I play a game of russian roulette with my anti-suicide pills for the chance that they’ll make me double suicidal