Gem 🤠🪩

target audience for my tweets: me. welcome to my unhinged online diary

[lil h @hayleyrFoto]

i’ve had my tesco clubcard for probably over 10 years and honestly, i’m not really sure what the points do and i’ve never redeemed a single one

[liz🧚 @Lizformee]

May you end up with someone who genuinely has a little crush on you forever.

[Gem 🤠🪩 @_onwardforward]

What if it’s longer than 5 minutes and what if it happens every time you sit next to them and what if they are always trying to either just fully have their leg flush against yours or will find an excuse to brush their leg against yours and what if—

[Frank? @sunk__costs]

What does it mean if someone’s knee is touching your knee for like five minutes straight and neither of you move acknowledge it

[courtenay lou who 🩵 D23 @svviftlet]

idek anything about raye but the concept of making a song called where the hell is my husband and proceeding to nab one of the hottest men in the world is incredible

[M @preetythreat]

"abs or biceps"? Idk probably the way his voice softens when he talks to me

[Gem 🤠🪩 @_onwardforward]

even the golden retriever men use the thumbs up reaction a lot when conversing and making plans, it seems 😆

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

Realll

[Gem 🤠🪩 @_onwardforward]

Scooby Doo

[itsD3lay🐧 @itsD3lay]

cual es la primera película que te viene a la mente al ver esto

[Victor @_ko5p_]

your partner actually liking you as a friend is important. romantic love is not enough.

[riley ♡ @rileyapparently]

men be like aw my life is getting hard lemme get rid of the girl who loves me unconditionally

[bug 🐜 @b4by_bug0]

You ever met your exact type and went completely insane?

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

unfortunately, i don't have to be drunk to send insane text messages.

[Gem 🤠🪩 @_onwardforward]

I’m screaming this is so accurate

[Tanaya @tanaya_0510]

men be like do u wanna hangout in five minutes

[martha :3 @kyyeuko]

who tf forgets to text someone they're genuinely interested in??????

[Gem 🤠🪩 @_onwardforward]

If I speak

[Gem 🤠🪩 @_onwardforward]

he’s so pretty I wanna throw up

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

Hudson Williams has been named the new ambassador of K-beauty skincare, SKIN1004.

[Gem 🤠🪩 @_onwardforward]

genuinely, how do you stop yourself going insane when you’re thinking about someone every minute of every day

[sitcom crave @sitcomcrave]

Ted Lasso S2 E1

[Gem 🤠🪩 @_onwardforward]

he looks like he’s just walking out of the toilets at my local Wetherspoons

[Shan @coke0addictshan]

Now seated!!!

[Gem 🤠🪩 @_onwardforward]

I think yall should see the insane way my TL just did this to me like what in the world